So a zombie bursts through the door...
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Solid wooden replica Keyblade...... probably be ok with that, but my fighting skills stink so...
I think I would end up stabbing it in the skull with a spatula repeatedly.
I think I have a better chance then most.
I think I have a better chance then most.
Within arm's reach of my computer are sever potentially lethal objects:
barber's scissors (carbon steel, VERY sharp, got em from a friend)
2 swiss army knives (admittedly folded, so not much use)
several very heavy books
wire cutters
a marble plaque (not very heavy, but hard, sharp edges. dropped it on my foot once, and all I'll say is THANK GOD it was not on my toes instead.)
1-foot Zatko ruler (plated steel, waay too sharp edges for a draftsman's tool)
I also have, of course, a handy supply of pens and pencils. anyone who's seen The Bourne Identity knows what I'm talking about. then there's the stapler, which would probably cause more pain than harm, but hey, it's close by!
I also have an umbrella, but it's about as durable as a bundle of twigs.
barber's scissors (carbon steel, VERY sharp, got em from a friend)
2 swiss army knives (admittedly folded, so not much use)
several very heavy books
wire cutters
a marble plaque (not very heavy, but hard, sharp edges. dropped it on my foot once, and all I'll say is THANK GOD it was not on my toes instead.)
1-foot Zatko ruler (plated steel, waay too sharp edges for a draftsman's tool)
I also have, of course, a handy supply of pens and pencils. anyone who's seen The Bourne Identity knows what I'm talking about. then there's the stapler, which would probably cause more pain than harm, but hey, it's close by!
I also have an umbrella, but it's about as durable as a bundle of twigs.
In that case, I'd ask if it has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.Belgian_Waffles said:
I Live in Texas... So does anyone need to barrow a Gun if this happens?
PS: I shoot it, Yes one in range.
PS: I shoot it, Yes one in range.
Heavy lamp, desktop computer screen...That could work. Or my dog seeing that I'd be in danger would probably go for the zombie's throat. Yay teamwork?
I would to take the cover off the nearby fan and attempt to turn it into coloured rain. Other than that I have a chair, laptop, and keys. But if I jumped down the stairs into the kitchen, there are many long, pointy objects to beat up that nasty zombie! >