So a zombie bursts through the door...

[Buleet]

Kick it.if its a l4d zombie itl stumble long enough to get an axe.

 

[sylekage]

That would be the only time I would use my laptop as a weapon. I would bludgeon it to (un)death.

 

[MirrorSweep]

Nothing unsquishy within reach, I shall have to tuck my head between my legs and kiss my ass goodbye!

 

[jackknife402]

I'd have a number of choices, I keep my pistol with a loaded mag taped under the desk nearby, I've got three different large knives on shelves nearby, my gun cabinet is just a quarter of a second within reach. Also I have a billy club under my bed.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Bludgeon it with my 360 controller then bring out my shinai (wooden kendo sword) and try to kill it.

 

[Turbo_Destructor]

I have a laptop, several pens, a large glass and a 5kg book about ancient Egypt on hand - I'd probs try and stab it with the pens or smash its head with the glass. I really need my laptop - I have 2 uni assignments

 

[GrymZero]

I shit you not, I have a sword hanging on the wall beside me, and I know how to use it. I think I'm good. Especially since my bed is between me and the door. It'd have to take the time to get around it or over it.

 

[NonyaZ]

I'll finally have a legitimate use for my HP Officejet 7310 All-in-one.


Piece of crap printer...

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

A broken bottle might do the trick. Will it die if I cut it's throat? I'm in a tiny room so if it doesn't then I'm fucked.

 

[thahat]

the zombie did not jump me. it never got past the daffodils.
'there is a zombie on your lahaaaawn....'

 

[jackknife402]

I shit you not, I have a sword hanging on the wall beside me, and I know how to use it. I think I'm good. Especially since my bed is between me and the door. It'd have to take the time to get around it or over it.

I shit you not, that sword is probably a cheap display piece that'll break like a plate fallen on the floor.

 

[Jewboyrules]

Next to desk is Sandy, my wrecking bar. For those of you who don't know, a wrecking bar is basically a giant crowbar. Not one of those new crowbars either, this is a solid bar of iron that can withstand just about any abuse. Happiness is a warm wrecking bar.
Anytway, yes, I would survive this encounter because nothing gets the business end of sandy and comes out in one piece.

 

[Ashsaver]

According to Dead Rising 2,i can make a laser sword right now.

 

[Mr Pantomime]

A pillow. I would smother it. All my good stuff is on the other side of my room

 

[Gerrawn]

I...I've got a spoon.

 

[captaincabbage]

I've got a small bronze pig from the last year of the pig, about the size of a big potato, so I could probably smash its head in if I was lucky.

 

[darkdox]

I have a 20g shotgun 2 feet from my computer, i'll be fine.

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

I'd slam my ibook shut and use it to bludgeon the fucker to death. Free computer paint-job.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I have my awesome red and black katana and a katar so I'm all set.

 

[Railgun88]

After looking around more, I also have my throwing knives in my drawer, and a hatchet on the floor too.