So escapists... what's your porn name?

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Jolly Co-operator

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Bango Skank.

More of a graffiti artist name, but I can't help but chuckle whenever I hear it, and its certainly fitting.
 

blipblop

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lol accualy were in a porno around 7-8 years a go. couldent come up whit a name then for the movie maby should have used this XD "Vincent Andersson" might work If I would make gay porn.
 

Palademon

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I thought this was supposed to be pet name then first street you lvied on. That's far better.

Because then I'm Trouble Woodfield.
Here I'm Trouble Nicholls.
 

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Sea Monkeys Yackovich. Best damn name you've ever seen.

Captcha: yee haw

Thanks captcha.
 

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This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.
 

ElPatron

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I don't have any pet.

The Artificially Prolonged said:
Dash Murtagh. Eh the Dash part is good but the surname isn't very sexy sounding. Still it is better than my brother's porn name, his first pet was a rabbit called Floppy XD
Murtagh is actually a nice porn surname. Reminds me of Lethal Weapon. You can call your dick Lethal Weapon and say "I'm too old for this shit" after the moneyshot.