So escapists... what's your porn name?

gewata

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Bob Attwood. Kinda sucks.

My parents have brilliant porn names.

My dad is Prettyboy Kidwell and my mum is Snowy White.
 

ace_of_something

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Mmm phising tactic.

Mork Vintersson

Okay, I feel I must explain the pet name The dog was named when I was an infant by my older brothers after their, at the time, favorite TV show [a href=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077053/]character[/a].

I'm not sure what kind of porn Mork Vintersson would be in but I imagine it's either hilariously gross or terrifyingly gross.

The version where you do 'street you grew up on' is much better.

Mork Partial County Road 9.

Oh yeah. hot.
 

Shoggoth2588

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hazabaza1 said:
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
I thought the rule was, first pet + street name whereon you were born...DON'T CHANGE IT THOUGH! I'm going by the mother's maiden name rule because the street my parents lived on when I was born had...well I don't remember the name but it was something like Magnolia...

That being said, IGGY REA (pronounced and 'Ray')...IGGY RAY!!!

Sounds more like the name of a front man for an 80's metal band which just reinforces the sex appeal. Just wait until they find out about the a-sexuality...oh well, maybe they'll let me be a rigger in BDSM videos. I'll get credited after all...probably.
 

Jolly Co-operator

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Bango Skank.

More of a graffiti artist name, but I can't help but chuckle whenever I hear it, and its certainly fitting.
 

blipblop

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lol accualy were in a porno around 7-8 years a go. couldent come up whit a name then for the movie maby should have used this XD "Vincent Andersson" might work If I would make gay porn.
 

Palademon

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I thought this was supposed to be pet name then first street you lvied on. That's far better.

Because then I'm Trouble Woodfield.
Here I'm Trouble Nicholls.
 

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Sea Monkeys Yackovich. Best damn name you've ever seen.

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