So escapists... what's your porn name?

[ejb626]

Dexter Hawley, well either that or Homer Hawley (my parents owned a dog named Dexter and a cat named Homer, who is still alive actually, when I was born.) Homer Hawley is better because of the alliteration.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Meryl Echiveria
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Better than most I suppose.

Screw that. My name is Peter Richard Johnson.

 

[Tom Shadow]

Jazz Hamilton

 

[guidance]

I thought the rule was that it's the name of your highschool as your first name and your favorite soft drink as your last name. Yea references.

But with your rules I get...
Charcoal Raven, nope.

 

[hazabaza1]

This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.

Again, didn't realise. I usually go for first school and best friend so it didn't cross my mind.

I can understand if you don't want to post, but you don't need to worry about me being a phisher at least. Been here for close to 4 years now, if I wanted passwords I'd have tried to get them earlier.

 

[garbutt]

Butch Gowing.

I sound MANLY. probably going to have to be one of those huge dudes with massively hairy chests and big moustaches.

 

[Agow95]

Zach Kirby... well that's shit.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Pascha German

Wat.
Can't i use my own? Ya know.. my surname is really Kink

Combined with my first pet i'd be "Pascha Kink"
I'd really dig that.

Edit: If this is a phishing scam, everyone using his pets/mothers name for his password deserves it <.< Srsly.
You dont use a "please dont open sign" for your house/car, so save your accounts seriously.

 

[teh_Canape]

Pipo Gutierrez
I sound spanish as fuck XD

captcha: "i'm blessed"
ho boy

 

[royohz]

Topp Halvorsen. Rofl, that's pretty nice.

 

[Signa]

This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.

Again, didn't realise. I usually go for first school and best friend so it didn't cross my mind.

I can understand if you don't want to post, but you don't need to worry about me being a phisher at least. Been here for close to 4 years now, if I wanted passwords I'd have tried to get them earlier.

Oh, I'm not accusing you of phishing, but anyone who posts in this thread and has their email in their profile is a good target to be hacked. It doesn't even have to be by you, just any lurker that reads this.

 

[Infernai]

Goldie Dawson?

No....just no...

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

misunderstood the question, so i deleted my original post.

 

[ramboondiea]

speedy faith,.......can't decide if thats good or bad? haha

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Blacky Stanforth, which sounds vaguely racist.

 

[Trivun]

Pippin Marianne.

Wow, that was horrible.

Sounds more pornlike than mine

Chopper Smith

[small]Chopper was a cat. A giant massive black one, possibly part panther...[/small]

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Sizzles.

No reason. Just Sizzles.

 

[SodaDew]

Tickles Campbell

 

[Basement Cat]

The oldest family pet that I remember was a dog named Temudjin, which was Genghis Khan's birth name. MY first pet--the one that was mine and ONLY mine was a young female kitten named Cleopatra aka Cleo for short.

Thus I have TWO porn names:


Temudjin Ross--Riding fillies across the the four corners of the world! Yeeeee-Haaa!!!

and

Cleopatra Ross--...um...I guess I have to become a drag queen now. Pardon while I slip into something a little more sleazy...