So escapists... what's your porn name?

[teh_Canape]

Pipo Gutierrez
I sound spanish as fuck XD

captcha: "i'm blessed"
ho boy

 

[royohz]

Topp Halvorsen. Rofl, that's pretty nice.

 

[Signa]

This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.

Again, didn't realise. I usually go for first school and best friend so it didn't cross my mind.

I can understand if you don't want to post, but you don't need to worry about me being a phisher at least. Been here for close to 4 years now, if I wanted passwords I'd have tried to get them earlier.

Oh, I'm not accusing you of phishing, but anyone who posts in this thread and has their email in their profile is a good target to be hacked. It doesn't even have to be by you, just any lurker that reads this.

 

[Infernai]

Goldie Dawson?

No....just no...

 

[bullet_sandw1ch]

misunderstood the question, so i deleted my original post.

 

[ramboondiea]

speedy faith,.......can't decide if thats good or bad? haha

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Blacky Stanforth, which sounds vaguely racist.

 

[Trivun]

Pippin Marianne.

Wow, that was horrible.

Sounds more pornlike than mine

Chopper Smith

[small]Chopper was a cat. A giant massive black one, possibly part panther...[/small]

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Sizzles.

No reason. Just Sizzles.

 

[SodaDew]

Tickles Campbell

 

[Basement Cat]

The oldest family pet that I remember was a dog named Temudjin, which was Genghis Khan's birth name. MY first pet--the one that was mine and ONLY mine was a young female kitten named Cleopatra aka Cleo for short.

Thus I have TWO porn names:


Temudjin Ross--Riding fillies across the the four corners of the world! Yeeeee-Haaa!!!

and

Cleopatra Ross--...um...I guess I have to become a drag queen now. Pardon while I slip into something a little more sleazy...

 

[Basement Cat]

My first pet really I guess was my mother's horse, or well the family horse anyway if you want to call it that =p. We called the horse Clop, and my mothers maiden name is Klopp... so there!

Clop Klopp

...

Clop Clop?

Yay, I'm a pony play porn person =D.

We're all sure the Bronies will become MAJOR fans

 

[Erttheking]

I think my porn name would simply be The King.

 

[Kirke]

Lille Reimers.
Funny, since I'm actually the smallest Reimers in the family.
(My mother simply added my fathers name, and so did I. So I'm Josephsson Reimers.)

 

[Alex909]

Little Pussy Norton

And I'm a guy.

I swear to God I'm not making that up. My first pet was a cat called Little Pussy. Named her when I was 8, I had no idea 'Pussy' meant what it does today.

EDIT: Got a capatcha error, had to type in 'Hard and fast' XD

 

[BarbaricGoose]

Bentley Ellen.

Lame...

 

[ManimalR]

Ross Evans.. not too bad

 

[laggyteabag]

SamSam Wallington

(Yeah, SamSam, Problem?)

 

[Saulkar]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Yeah, sorta the same reason I am holding back.

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

Currently have two cats... so either...

Jake Dart

or

Gizmo Dart