So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Blunderboy]

Snowball Dulieu.


Sadly I'm a man.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

Bertie Jevons (Dog)
or
Jake Jevons (Ferret)
or
Ozzy Jevons (Ferret)
or
Sid Jevons (Ferret)

Someone pick one for me I don't know which one.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

[HEADING=2]MOVE OVER.[/HEADING]
Mine is...
Dusty Hull

I win everything.

 

[TheTJackson]

Rusty Wilson.....wow that sounds just as bad as real porn names

 

[Archon]

Rommel Foust.

(We lived in Algeria and had a pet fox. So he was Rommel the desert fox.)

 

[SomeBrianDude]

Patch Meagher. Worst porn name ever. Sounds more like a homeless jazz musician.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

Mike Sretenovich.

Yeah... No.

 

[MrFalconfly]

Mine doesn't make sense.

Silencio (name of our extraordinarily quiet cat) Brandt.

Wouldn't be better if I used the road I live on (Silencio Birk).

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Cinder Drake.

I guess I'm some sort of Dovahkiin themed porn star. :|

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Bigdick Gigglefist. Did I win?

No, because either A. you cannot read OPs, or B. you have the worst first pet ever.

OT: "Seamus Smith". Not... bad... I guess?

Oh. I should start reading OPs... In that case
Baby Scotnik.
the fuck?

 

[Whoracle]

Hazel Elsinger... Weird, giving my set of chromosomes, but eh, I've heard worse...

 

[rwllay]

behold i am the magnificent Woody Williams

 

[AshtonF]

Sheldon Pontiac...

classiest one here...

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Loosey Callen?

Oh my.

 

[Fijiman]

Skeeter Shaver... that just sounds wrong on so many levels.

 

[Tallim]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Yeah they are which is precisely why these things started. Not saying the OP is up to no good at all but these "games" always seem to be a way to get people to reveal stuff that is usually used for security or identity purposes and the memetic way they spread amongst forums and social networks is insane.

If you regularly do these sorts of things in the same location it wouldn't be too hard to find out an awful lot about you.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Goku Morris


That's kind of cool I guess..

 

[Dethenger]

Frisky Rodriguez.

Fuck yes.

Edit: Maiden name? Shit.

Frisky Cowan.

 

[JohnDoey]

Clearly, Dickie Longsmasher the third or Dirk Fistwiener.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Victoria Beausoleil.

Well, that's... bizarre. Especially since I'm male >.>