So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Tallim]

Not to be a downer, but aren't those two of the common security questions?

It's not that I distrust Escapist users, I just distrust the Internet at large.

Yeah they are which is precisely why these things started. Not saying the OP is up to no good at all but these "games" always seem to be a way to get people to reveal stuff that is usually used for security or identity purposes and the memetic way they spread amongst forums and social networks is insane.

If you regularly do these sorts of things in the same location it wouldn't be too hard to find out an awful lot about you.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Goku Morris


That's kind of cool I guess..

 

[Dethenger]

Frisky Rodriguez.

Fuck yes.

Edit: Maiden name? Shit.

Frisky Cowan.

 

[JohnDoey]

Clearly, Dickie Longsmasher the third or Dirk Fistwiener.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Victoria Beausoleil.

Well, that's... bizarre. Especially since I'm male >.>

 

[Snowbell]

Tabbitha Pearce

Maybe I'm a porn star who wears a strap-on and has the catch phrase 'I'm gonna PEARCE you '?

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Keränen.
Wow, that's... Incredibly un-porny.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Lester 'The Molester' Cockingstuff

Wait, we're allowed to have a porn name? How about 'Pete Jones'?

 

[Luke3184]

Flash Lifely

 

[Waaghpowa]

Hung Lo.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Scott Bates.
Aah yeeah, that clearly suggests sexuality.

 

[The Heik]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

Well my first pet was a fat rabbit named Jabba, and my mother's maiden name is Varik, so Jabba Varik?


.........I don't think I want to be in porn.....

 

[hazabaza1]

Scott Bates.
Aah yeeah, that clearly suggests sexuality.

"Master Bates, shall I bring you the lubricant?"

 

[Pandaman1911]

Tiger Jane.

...hmm. Doesn't fit a guy very well.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Troy Evans!

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Zeus Knight.

I mean that's a generic over the top action name. I'll take it.

 

[Thespian]

Eevee Daly.

Uhm. No.

____ Moi.

I've never had a pet in my life. WELL THIS SUCKS.

That means your name is just Moi. That's pretty cool. I'd totally watch a porn movie if it was all classy and it just had "Starring MOI" in an elegant old timey flourish as the opening screen.
Seriously, go be a porn star. Do it now. Do it.