So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Snowbell]

Tabbitha Pearce

Maybe I'm a porn star who wears a strap-on and has the catch phrase 'I'm gonna PEARCE you '?

 

[VeryOddGamer]

Keränen.
Wow, that's... Incredibly un-porny.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

Lester 'The Molester' Cockingstuff

Wait, we're allowed to have a porn name? How about 'Pete Jones'?

 

[Luke3184]

Flash Lifely

 

[Waaghpowa]

Hung Lo.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

Scott Bates.
Aah yeeah, that clearly suggests sexuality.

 

[The Heik]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

Well my first pet was a fat rabbit named Jabba, and my mother's maiden name is Varik, so Jabba Varik?


.........I don't think I want to be in porn.....

 

[hazabaza1]

Scott Bates.
Aah yeeah, that clearly suggests sexuality.

"Master Bates, shall I bring you the lubricant?"

 

[Pandaman1911]

Tiger Jane.

...hmm. Doesn't fit a guy very well.

 

[Darth Sea Bass]

Troy Evans!

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Zeus Knight.

I mean that's a generic over the top action name. I'll take it.

 

[Thespian]

Eevee Daly.

Uhm. No.

____ Moi.

I've never had a pet in my life. WELL THIS SUCKS.

That means your name is just Moi. That's pretty cool. I'd totally watch a porn movie if it was all classy and it just had "Starring MOI" in an elegant old timey flourish as the opening screen.
Seriously, go be a porn star. Do it now. Do it.

 

[bluerocker]

My poor Fluff-Puff, to be used in such a terrible way... Oh well!

Fluffy Lowe

 

[Trekkie]

Toby Parks

eh, well I guess it could be worse

 

[soren7550]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

The way I heard it was done, it's take your first pet's name as your first name, and then for your last name you use the street you grew up on.

 

[hazabaza1]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

The way I heard it was done, it's take your first pet's name as your first name, and then for your last name you use the street you grew up on.

Maybe. This is the way my mum taught me, and I don't know my street name so I just go like this.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Jimmy Millner, that just sounds normal.
So from now on I'm Tommy Voluptuous.

 

[Bernzz]

Maestro Paul.

Not sure what I think of that.

 

[awesomeClaw]

Spinn Svensson.

That sounds just awful. Why can´t I get on of the cool names?!

 

[sora91111]

Charlie Boe...

I have the Charlie brown of porn names