So I'm not British.

[Giest4life]

After a delighting 2-0 win over Chelsea by Liverpool, I decided to cruise some of Chelsea forums to soak in the frenzied hate--and love it--at the loss. I saw this word a lot: "cattletruck" or some variations of it. What on Earth can it possibly mean? I don't mean any disrespect, though. I just don't know. And your welcome to praise L'pool while your at it

 

[Grayjack]

It's apparently Cockney slang for "fuck."

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

Imma guess rhyming for "Fuck"?

Though not sure.


Edit:

Cattletruck: British rhyming slang for fuck.

That's what this thing called Google told me.

It's apparently Cockney slang for "fuck."

An online definition says that it's the British equivalent of the F- word. Time to wait for confirmation?

Wow seems like I had a good guess...

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

An online definition says that it's the British equivalent of the F- word. Time to wait for confirmation by people who didn't Google it like me?

 

[Brotherofwill]

...so you're not British?


Sucks that Chelsea lost. Only good thing about it is that Torres finally scored again. If he gets back his form Youtube will have some sweet highlights once Liverpool play the likes of Sunderland

 

[De-Moti]

Mind = Blown.

 

[Wadders]

Even as a Man City fan, I'm glad you guys dicked over Chelsea.

I'm happy for Liverpool and their fans, and I'm also happy because your win has narrowed their leading margin They'll probably still win the premier league, but hey, dont look a gift horse in the mouth.

As far as the word cattletruck goes, I've never heard it. Well, apart from being used to describe a truck that transports cattle...

 

[xchurchx]

Even as a Man City fan, I'm glad you guys dicked over Chelsea.

I'm happy for Liverpool and their fans, and I'm also happy because your win has narrowed their leading margin They'll probably still win the premier league, but hey, dont look a gift horse in the mouth.

As far as the word cattletruck goes, I've never heard it. Well, apart from being used to describe a truck that transports cattle...

You know you guys realy should win it with all those 5 star players you got

BUT YES YOU WONDERFUL KOPS

 

[Berserker119]

Just as long as they didn't beat ManU

 

[Wadders]

Even as a Man City fan, I'm glad you guys dicked over Chelsea.

I'm happy for Liverpool and their fans, and I'm also happy because your win has narrowed their leading margin They'll probably still win the premier league, but hey, dont look a gift horse in the mouth.

As far as the word cattletruck goes, I've never heard it. Well, apart from being used to describe a truck that transports cattle...

You know you guys realy should win it with all those 5 star players you got

Hmm, you would have thought so, but star players do not instantly a team make.

Although yesterday when Manchini actually decided to play Tevez, Silva, and Balotelli at the start against WBA, they were fucking great together. Maybe if he starts doing that more often, then things will begin to look up.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

As a Spurs fan, it hurts to see Liverpool do well;D

...but...since its Chelsea...awesome>:]

 

[Player 2]

Its rhyming slang, its usually shortened to truck/truckers though ("I don't truck with that") Merchant banker and James Blunt are also rhyming slang.

 

[lee1287]

We lost to fat newcastle. Terrible.

 

[Squarez]

Who cares what cattletruck means, as long as Chelsea get trounced aren't we all happy?

But in all seriousness, I live in the UK and have never heard the term before. Maybe it's a way to get around some kind of swear filter they have and seeing as everyone else is saying it's apparently cockney rhyming slang, it's not a massive jump to link Chelsea to cockneys.

 

[soilent]

After a delighting 2-0 win over Chelsea by Liverpool, I decided to cruise some of Chelsea forums to soak in the frenzied hate--and love it--at the loss. I saw this word a lot: "cattletruck" or some variations of it. What on Earth can it possibly mean? I don't mean any disrespect, though. I just don't know. And your welcome to praise L'pool while your at it

I'll have to be angry now, considering I randomly picked chelsea as my Be a Pro team in FIFA 09, I like them for no reason other than the fact that Dider Drogba was the player I picked out. So... yea...

BOOOOOO!!

 

[The Afrodactyl]

You're not British? Prove it. Call it football.

 

[Danzaivar]

Never heard the phrase. Rhyme slang for fuck makes sense though.

 

[gallaetha_matt]

As a fellow Liverpool supporter, I just had to post here and gloat. So here I go. Chewlsey (spelt phonetically as one of their fans would say it) went down like an Essex girl on a weeknight. They lost the game so bad that John Terry wound up sleeping with his own wife afterwards.

Cockney Rhyming Slang: When people confuse rhyming for wit. It's funny because I've lived in London and everybody seems to have their own variation on it, some people say 'cattletruck' some people say 'daffy duck'. Nobody seems able to agree on any one word and everybody seems to assume that the rest of the world understands their specific version of the 'language' (I say language here in the same tone of voice I use when I blow my nose).

It's funny because rhyming slang started as a way for criminals to plot their dastardly deeds under the noses of the police. I doubt that even the other criminals understood what their mates were saying. No wonder Sherlock Holmes had such an easy time cracking cases. By today's standard, the greatest detective of all time is probably as smart as a British missing persons detective during the summer.

 

[Wadders]

They lost the game so bad that John Terry wound up sleeping with his own wife afterwards.

I lol'd. Lots.

But then as a City fan I still get kicks out of watching the Wayne Bridge/ Terry handshake snub that preceeded our 4-2 win

 

[ComicsAreWeird]

Dont know what it means, but as a Liverpool fan, congrats! When I lived in England, I used to support them