So! I've just been informed I was in hospital last night.

[idodo35]

I have a terrible feeling it happened last night. Can't quite remember yet.

lol i have this feeling every morning...

 

[IsraelRocks]

I love telling this story...

Wake up at 3PM after a night of partying, say hi to my dad conversion went as suck :
me: morning
d: morning, did u find a bucket?
me:what bucket?
d: the bucket from this morning
me: i have no idea what you are talking about i woke up now
d: you don't remember walking around the house naked screaming " I NEED A BUCKET "
me : ummmmmm no.
d: LOLz till the end of time

 

[Something Amyss]

the "Weapons of Mass Destruction" that led to the Iraq war?

Yeah, it was funny when I was smashed...Sorry guys.

 

[Rasmus Emilsson]

I've thrown up in my left backpocket, figure that one out.

 

[TheColdHeart]

I remember starting the night, then things get hazy after a good few hours drinking. I also vaguely remember offering to give someone a piggy back then everything goes blank until the next morning when I wake up with a huge bloody cut on my head with a unicorn plaster on it, my hand is shredded and has loads of gravel under the skin and my clothes are in a heap next to a bin full of sick.

As I was later told, I was totally wrecked, tried give someone a piggy back and they proceded to set me off balance and slam me face first into the floor and I was knocked out. They took me to a friends house, patched me up and got me to bed where I stripped, vomited then passed out naked in my bed.

All in all, good night.

 

[Tiger King]

Also no amount of alcohol makes me sick and I can eat whatever I want and not put on weight.
Seriously, I tried the 'Supersize Me' diet and lost weight!

Holy Crap are you me in disquise I tried the same thing and also lost weight, I still have no idea how that worked

You loose muscle that weights more than fat, so in one term your fat probably went up but muscle went down.

this.

stop pretending you dont get hungover guys, your still probably drunk

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Wait...

So you were at the hospital, then the staff there let your friends just take you home, still asleep?

The hell?

 

[BabyRaptor]

Asked a random guy to take me home once, because my friends were making fun of me for still being drunk. That's probably the worst, but I've done some pretty hilarious things while drunk too.

 

[KennyMc]

Not the weirdest but i make a creepypasta about stew everytime i get drunk.

 

[-KC-]

When my WoW acc was hacked ...

 

[thylasos]

Well, I got mugged by some smackheads when I was walking back to my host family's place in Russia.

Busted lip, concussion, broken ribs, £400 worth of stuff gone.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Not drunk really but at my dad's wedding (my parents are divorced), I tried wine for the first time and I spit it in my dad's face. It wasn't very good wine.

 

[Rin Little]

Most embarrassing for me (made worse because I mostly remember these events) was rolling back and forth across a bottom bunk going "I can't stop rolling around!" and I couldn't unless I grabbed the bars for the top bunk and nearly face-planting into my friend's crotch a couple times because I fell sideways while laughing.

 

[Metzeten]

Wait...

So you were at the hospital, then the staff there let your friends just take you home, still asleep?

The hell?

No on further enquiry: He came home, realised I wasn't there, rang me, didn't get an answer, got a call off me about half an hour later, got the following:
"Where are you?"
"I'm.... errrr"
*ECG beeps*
"Oh"
He then set out for the hospital, only to spy the ambulance parked on the other side of the road after they saw me sleeping soundly on the pavement. 30 yards from my front door.

I only ended up in hospital because they thought I'd been drugged. Go figure.

I have no memory of any of this by the way. The only reason I know is because my flatmate told me why I had ECG pads stuck to me in the morning.
Disturbingly: I felt absolutely fine, no hangover, nothing. I should have felt like death!!

 

[krazykidd]

Once, earlier this year, i went to the city of quebec , got completly shifaced. After having gone clubbing. Me and a friend of mine decided to show the people there how we do in montreal . Anyways , i ended up hitting on a woman 20 years my senior , fell and hit my chin on the sidewalk , losing my cellphone and glasses , losing my social insurance card , and passing out somewhere in this city unknown to me . I lost my friend somwhere in between all that . Funny thing is, when i awoke, i was in my hotel room , couldn't tell you what happened . My clothes were full of blood , my pants were ripped and dirty and i couldn't remember anything past 2am.My friend told me i came in at 7am, but i lost 5 hours of my life. i did find condoms in my pant's back pocket poket , so i guess i got lucky! SCORE!

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Worst thing that's happened to me as a result of my own drunkenness? I guess watching some really bad movies and enjoying them? I know my limits, and I know that the only reason anyone gets a hangover is if they're too stupid to have the occasional glass of water between drinks. If you're getting drunk enough to pass out, or waking up with a hangover in the morning, you're doing it wrong.

 

[T8B95]

News flash kids: don't try trampolining while drunk. Especially if there's four of you and it's past midnight. Not unless you want to get really friendly with the paramedics.

 

[4173]

I sort of called a girl a crack whore (not really, but it was the sort of joke one shouldn't make while drunk and to a relative stranger), and she was rather upset.



Yep, I really don't have a good drunk story.

 

[Caine Master]

I've only been drunk once and I didn't do anything real crazy, I did feel real stupid though because I couldn't walk up the stairs. It wasn't because I couldn't walk, its because I was laughing really hard at something, I'm not sure what though

 

[KiKiweaky]

General passing out nothing too exiciting.