So! I've just been informed I was in hospital last night.

[FamoFunk]

Waking up in a bed of my own sick.
Having my stomach pumped.
Being arrested twice.
Breaking me leg twice.

All this was from the age of 13-16, I guess that's why it's illegal at that age.

 

[Mudze]

I started at the top of New Zealand. I woke up in a field with an old lady poking a stick at me. I asked her what time it was. 3 in the afternoon. I asked her what day it was. 3 days later. I asked her where I was. I was at the bottom of the country. I am still not entirely sure how this happened.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Ended up under a table, holding a deep existential debate with a painting of two horses.
I miss those youthful days when alcohol seemed to possess hallucinogenic properties.

My worst moment of being drunk is... oh, wait. I never get drunk, so I don't have to suffer any of the consequences.

Judging by that attitude, I suspect the same applies for sex and friendship.