So... Leprechauns...

[Chogg Van Helsing]

Yeah, so if you were approached by a Leprechaun, and he told you you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

Personally, acid blood like aliens, followed very quickly by immunity from acid blood and then the ability to not die unless I was killed

 

[Armored Prayer]

First wish: A million wishes.

I'll come up with a million more latter.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

1. To control my age
2. To live until I choose not to anymore
3. To have whatever superpowers I want.
(This is of course if the rule of 'no wishing for more wishes' applies)

 

[Sneaky llama]

this is how it'd go

me: give me my three wishes
L: ok whatcha want
me: your pot of gold
L: no thats against the rules
me: fine then a pot of gold which is exactly the same as yours
L: no thats against the rules too
me: fine then a bigger pot of gold than yours
L: for gods sake you can't get it through your skull you aint getting a pot of gold
me: i wish it wasn't against the rules
L: NO. pick something else
me: fine then i want a bucket of gold
and so it would continue until he was really mad!
Then I'd ask for a unicorn and a genie that would give me a pot of gold...

 

[Sacman]

1. I want the FLCL box set because $155 is total bullshit for a 6 episode ova!!!
2. Mad guitar skizllz.
3. a Gibson flying V cause I think they look freaking awesome...

 

[Mr.Mattress]

1: No more Diabetes
2: A Famous life in either animating or politics (But not know which one so that my life is still exciting!)
3: For 20 Billions dollars (13 Billion of it would go to our national debt *laughs*)

 

[kuyo]

I don't normally trust leprechauns or things that grant wishes. I might try using a wish to bind him to a single spot like an MMO quest-giver, and use his immobility to interrogate him on the source of his anomalous wish-granting abilities.

 

[zombiejoe]

Yeah, so if you were approached by a Leprechaun, and he told you you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

Personally, acid blood like aliens, followed very quickly by immunity from acid blood and then the ability to not die unless I was killed

Isan't that Genies?

 

[zombiejoe]

this is how it'd go

me: give me my three wishes
L: ok whatcha want
me: your pot of gold
L: no thats against the rules
me: fine then a pot of gold which is exactly the same as yours
L: no thats against the rules too
me: fine then a bigger pot of gold than yours
L: for gods sake you can't get it through your skull you aint getting a pot of gold
me: i wish it wasn't against the rules
L: NO. pick something else
me: fine then i want a bucket of gold
and so it would continue until he was really mad!
Then I'd ask for a unicorn and a genie that would give me a pot of gold...

isan't that from Annoying Orange?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Yeah, so if you were approached by a Leprechaun, and he told you you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?

Personally, acid blood like aliens, followed very quickly by immunity from acid blood and then the ability to not die unless I was killed

Isan't that Genies?

Leprechauns, genies. Same thing.

1. Implantation of gene-seed of Magnus the Red(takes care of life, youth, fitness, healing and psychic powers).

I'll think of the other two later.

2. A metric ton of platinum.

3. The ability to be forgiven for anything I do simply by me saying "could you ever forgive me?"

 

[Sneaky llama]

this is how it'd go

me: give me my three wishes
L: ok whatcha want
me: your pot of gold
L: no thats against the rules
me: fine then a pot of gold which is exactly the same as yours
L: no thats against the rules too
me: fine then a bigger pot of gold than yours
L: for gods sake you can't get it through your skull you aint getting a pot of gold
me: i wish it wasn't against the rules
L: NO. pick something else
me: fine then i want a bucket of gold
and so it would continue until he was really mad!
Then I'd ask for a unicorn and a genie that would give me a pot of gold...

isan't that from Annoying Orange?

NO! SHUT UP IT WASN'T! *shiftyeyes*

... I added a bit...

EDIT: also i would never ask for a pinwheel.

 

[Space Spoons]

1. The physical health and strength of an Olympic-level athlete.
2. A bag that remains perpetually filled with the most valuable currency in the world (IE, since the euro and the dollar are both seeing decline while the Swiss franc remains strong, the bag fills itself with francs).
3. The ability to fly like Superman.

 

[sheogoraththemad]

I will become a god

 

[ajemas]

Personally, acid blood like aliens, followed very quickly by immunity from acid blood...

Would you have time to wish that you wouldn't be harmed by it before your body melted from the inside out? I think that your vocal chords would dissolve immediatly. I mean, if that stuff could melt through steel, I don't think that your lovely singing voice is going to stay intact for much longer.

 

[Kajt]

Immortality, the ability to shapeshift and an O'neill class spaceship.

 

[Ekit]

I would wish for the same magic powers as a genie. That way I could make all my wishes come true without having to worry about running out of wishes.

 

[trying to hide my account]

First wish: A million wishes.

I'll come up with a million more latter.

Exactly but, id also wish for a wish counter so I knew how many wishes i had left.

 

[Gigano]

1. To always be happy/satisfied
2. Invulnerability
3. Immortality.

Let the infinite happiness begin!

 

[The Geek Lord]

Maybe I'm not that imaginative, but I would become omnipotent. Solves every problem you can ever think of... Okay, fine, I'm a sadistic bastard, but I'm a sadistic bastard with morals.

Imagine a world where ninety percent of humans weren't either stupid or evil. Basically, I'd make Sturgeon's Law not true, and therefore make the world completely awesome by making it so that only 10% of everything was shit.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

First wish: A million wishes.

I'll come up with a million more latter.

Isn't that cheating? If not, then this.

Otherwise:
1) An infinite supply of money (standard)
2) The answer to any question I'm asked. This means I can pass exams, have epic job interview skills, and get people to ask me things like "what is the meaning of life?" so that I know the answer. I'd basically be an oracle.
3) The ability to heal any living thing (myself included), but with a limit of 3 times a day on this ability. Otherwise I'd end up screwing up the world by allowing overpopulation because everything's immortal...