So my mom tried to get me to come 'out of the closet...'

[Smagmuck_]

I walked in on my dad looking a BBW porn... But what the hell, the guy's 54, thinking that he never looked at smut is like thinking that the Grenada Conflict never happened. He's also walked in on me too, so as long as he doesn't tell mom, I won't tell mom... >.>

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

I walked in on my dad looking a BBW porn... But what the hell, the guy's 54, thinking that he never looked at smut is like thinking that the Grenada Conflict never happened. He's also walked in on me too, so as long as he doesn't tell mom, I won't tell mom... >.>

Alright, this just goes as proof of how incredibly sheltered I am (it's self sheltered, really. My parents played no part in it), but what is BBW porn?

 

[Olorune]

It's a hard choice for me. The time my mom told me I was an accident or the time she jokingly called my best friend (closest thing i've got to a brother) my girlfriend because we had to keep calling each other back and I told her, "Shut your fucking mouth." and from then on she thought I was gay.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

Well, I had a great (rolls eyes) one today.

Edit: Oh yeah, and my mom has several times jokingly told me that she got me in order to get out of military service.

Is military service in Norway compulsory for women? :|

It should be if it is compulsory for men. Feminism is a 2 way deal (disclaimer: not insulting women, not imposing any gender on poser as tey did not specify he/she, Am not imposing poster is a feminist)

OT:

It's only a matter of time.

 

[Windex CleansPuppies]

My mom used to pull this one conversation on me all the time. It can pretty much be summed up with "I know what you do in there (my room) with that girl." After a combination of that, referencing it around said girl, and randomly barging in to my room whenever she was over, we almost exclusivly hung out at her house. After a few months of that my mom seemed to get the picture and stopped, thankfully.