So...the rapture's today.

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aHuman

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kiss every person I meet.
you know, on the cheek
to say,
see the world's not ended, and that's pretty good
It'll be grand.
 

Korolev

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Well sir, I'm still here. I don't think I'm going to go anywhere in the meantime.

Boy it must suck if you gave up your jobs and profession for this failed prediction. The amount of Cognitive dissonance these followers must be experienced would be enough to snap their brains.

This is "The Great Disappointment" Mark.II! I wonder if anyone's gonna shout at Camping "have you not gone up?"

Apparently, even many people at the Family Radio building don't even believe what Camping said. They interviewed the secretary for the Family Radio unit in Ohio (I think, I'm not sure), and she said that she thought the entire thing was a load of baloney and that she was still going to come to work on Monday. So even people close to Camping think it's nonsense.

Show of hands: Who ACTUALLY thinks anything is going to happen? Any of you? No? Not one? I guess if you really did believe in this prophecy, you wouldn't be on the internet - you'd be fervently praying with family members. So is this thread one huge echo chamber in which we all say back and forth to each other "Nothing's going to happen"? I would just like to know if even ONE of the people on this thread actually thinks anything will happen on the 21st.
 

bram961

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mr president mr president
some guys are saying the rapture is today
president:
shut
down
EVRYTHING
 

leady129

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This is crazy. There's earthquakes, fires, a massive wall of water pounding the city. People are dying everywhere... No really... I highly recommend "Disaster: Day of Crisis" to anyone with a Wii.

Mind you, there's that many people, myself included, who refuse to believe that this is anything other than a delusional idea formed by an old man; that God probably could pull the plug today and we'd still be caught unawares. I keep reading that man cannot predict the end. I certainly wouldn't predict one of these apocalypse dates to actually be accurate.
 
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For your collective enjoyment and edification: TEOTWAWKI [http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm][footnote]A most awsomely cool website, indeed.[/footnote]

Here [http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl18.htm]'s the most contemporary part of the now multi-paged calendar.

Enjoy!

238U.
 

squeekenator

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DAMMIT. It didn't happen? Seriously? I just wasted 20 bucks on a copy of Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About The End Of The World But Were Afraid to Ask. Well this just sucks.
 

lettucethesallad

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It's a really nice day, so I'll probably greet this alledged second coming of Christ on my balcony with a cup of tea.

Oh, and since this end of the world is supposed to mean one 'giant big earthquake all over the world', which isn't even physically possible, I'll just give all those bible fanatics the finger and keep on being my 'sinful' self.
 

S3Cs4uN 8

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FalloutJack said:
My folks believe that if there's supposedly a Rapture then all the anal-retentive pains in the ass who irritate the rest of us will go and leave us all behind where we can be HAPPY.

I rather like that line of thinking.
so do i ( does that include the government of america?)
 

FalloutJack

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S3Cs4uN 8 said:
FalloutJack said:
My folks believe that if there's supposedly a Rapture then all the anal-retentive pains in the ass who irritate the rest of us will go and leave us all behind where we can be HAPPY.

I rather like that line of thinking.
so do i ( does that include the government of america?)
Only the Republicans.

*Rimshot*
 

GraveeKing

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Today I vow to fap off to the most disgusting terrible thing I can find, just so when I get left behind I can give an extra middle finger to the people that won- will be taken to heaven.
After that it's pretty much back to the usual of idling on tf2 so when they realize there's no worse punishment than addiction to tf2 - at least I'll have hats in hell.
 

Thyunda

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Heh, maybe nobody will go to Heaven because we all sinned so bad. Only way to tell is if there's a worldwide oatcake. Earthquake. I'm actually really not sure why I said oatcake...but my error amused me, so I left it in.

No, but seriously, it's bullshit and all. I just figured we already knew that and didn't really need to reinforce it.
But if the next five months are torturous hell, I just want you to know, I freakin' called it.
 

TerribleAssassin

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Gonna bully my freind who bricking it that the world's ending, then probably play a bit of FIFA and then go to the studio to wait to die.
 

Farseer Lolotea

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It's past 1:30. Not so much as a tremor, and I'm in CA. Why am I not surprised? Still going to warn my fiancé, one more time before we're in the clear, to watch out.

A lot of atheists are planning parties and barbecues.  I'm no atheist, but I may fire up the grill after I've gotten some sleep.  Or something.