So...the rapture's today.

[Vanguard_Ex]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

6 PM Pacific Time...

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

 

[Fwee]

What if it only starts tomorrow? Like, it's a snowball-building type of deal so it'll catch everyone with their pants down. That's how I do my April-Fool's pranks. They usually take a couple months to finally strike.

 

[BelfastSpartan]

Yayyy rapture day!!!
Awww well I'm still!
I have my stag today so I'm going to get dressed up in a stupid outfit......drink until puke comes out my ears and then die for the next week!

WOOOHOOOO

 

[SolarisII]

What will I do tonight? The same thing that I do every night
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!

Glad to know I'm not the only one trying to take over.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

The End is much more mundane than I was lead to believe.

 

[deltasniper1640]

Man, why cant the end of the world happen after the SJ sharks win the cup. And screw the earthquakes, give us damned people a fighting chance with a zombie outbreak...am i right?

 

[deltasniper1640]

plus if the sharks do win then hell has froze over lol

 

[DirtyMagic]

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

But that gun DOESN'T WORK anymore!
Also, dogs can't look up.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Well it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Spoiler: Sing it with me everyone!

 

[gizmo2300]

There will be no Rapture, not on Macho Man Randy Savage's watch. The biggest showdown in the history of the universe, a faceoff so epic he first had to die to meet his opponent in the ring. We should all thank the Macho Man for his courageous efforts proving him to be the Earth's greatest hero.

Oooooohhhh yeeeahhhhhh.

This is the truth, Ronnie James Dio did it last time and Michael Jackson the time before that. It's all just good bizniz.

 

[rmb1983]

I just took my longboard out to the store, and Supermanned about 10 feet down the street when the earth split right in front of me!

Oh, wait. That was just a pothole.
Remind me, if the world doesn't end today, to petition to the city to fix that hole.

Also, remind me to drink water. Two of my closest friends are getting married, today...whether the world ends or not, I won't be in the best of shape.

...Come to think of it, this is a pretty weak armageddon scenario. I WAS PROMISED ZOMBIES!!!

You've got red on you.

 

[AWAR]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

 

[Kenko]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

 

[chocolate pickles]

I'm gonna get a haircut, play some L.A noire and brink, go to my friends birthday get together and then go to the cinemea to see pirates of the caribbean 4.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

meh. It'd basically be the same except with a couple less people and a few more natural disasters. Besies, Hell is run by the Devil, who is the Bible's good guy (seriously, look it up! He never does anything evil!) so it'd probably be alright.

Actualy, the devil isn't the lord of the underworld. Check your bibles man, that guy is locked up for punishment just like the rest of those sinners.

 

[jyork89]

OMG!!! Here in New Zealand all the child predators in prison suddenly disappeared!! I guess we were barking up the wrong tree

 

[AWAR]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

Nah, I was sarcastic but this goes to show how easily these stuff can be interpreted in any way to your liking

 

[General_Potatoes]

The usual. Play games. Be on the escapist to see how everyones doing. BTW, how are you all doing this fine night? :3

 

[Sephychu]

Tell people I'll miss them, slap some bitches, then videogames. Many, many videogames.