So ... um ... ... hi

[AndyFromMonday]

My name is Andy, I enjoy smoking, I listen to metal(black metal, death metal, trash metal specifically) and play guitar. More specifically, acoustic and soon to be electric. I guess you could say I'm the sterotypical metal listener but yeah, whatever.

 

[Jake the Snake]

My name is Jake.
I'm from Minnesota and hope to become a best selling author some day.
I'm online because I don't want to do my homework.

 

[natster43]

Hey how is it going. My name is Nathan. I live in New York. I am a gamer, worker at my local Gamestop, and a mediocre photographer. I am online right now because I spend a lot of time online and because I am watching Clone High instead of playing a video game.

 

[Johnny Impact]

I am American but don't let that fool you -- I'm always humble, usually quiet, and often smart. I am online to watch Yahtzee parboil another few games while I eat dinner. I like the forums here because they're so refreshing after the ocean of infected urine that is 4chan.

 

[Communist partisan]

My name is Benjamin I usally say "comrade" to peapole than I'm not saying they need to fuck right off while I seriously insult them.

I love to fight I love being a skinhead and I hate Sweden where I live, It's cold and the peapole is even colder.

I'm online beacose I yust watched all doomsday arcade episodes whithout taking a break.

Also never expect me to be rude to you if I don't have a reason.

I'm also considering pouring som Sljivovica down my throat before I go to bed and tomorrow I'm turning a pair of pants into a pair of skinhead bleachers.

 

[Arehexes]

I am Jeff but also go by as Arehexes online (even got a street sight with Arehexes on it). I'm a gamer since age 2 and a programmer.

 

[Blights]

Yo, I'm Nathan and I live in Northern Ireland, I enjoy playing Video games, mostly on the Xbox 360 and when I get my computer fixed I shall be using that too. I play both Drums and Guitar and I'm anxiously waiting on a Les Paul that was ordered for Christmas but still hasn't arrived yet. D:<

 

[CK76]

We don't have anything you wouldn't find better elsewhere

No where else do I find Danes. Your move BazBurger.

 

[Dango]

Hi, I'm Wyatt, I live in New York.
I've been gaming since I was 3.
And I'm online right now because I love the Escapist and it's what I go on when I'm not playing games or watching anime.
Also, I love starfish.
[small][sub]starfish[/sub][/small]

 

[Sinker]

I am Paul from Americas friendly non threatening cousin Canada, I like pie and I am on the escapist forums because I am a sad lonely man.

 

[squintzepalladoris]

Howdy, I'm Squintz E. Palladoris (nickname i've had for 8 years due to my squinty eyes), I'm a high-tech redneck from Texas. I'm on the escapist because i like browsing forums, watching moviebob, and yahtzee

 

[Hollock]

Hi I'm Jeremy, I currently live in what is called the lesbian capital of the world (really) and am online right now because I have to wait to use my wii because it's in the other room. Soon I will beat you twilight princess! Yesterday I had a distaterous expirience with oil paints.

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My name is Sean. I live in Toronto, Canada. There is currently very little snow on the ground. I am currently on the Escapist because I like it here, and I don't have the attention span to be doing only one thing. I'm also playing Persona 3 right now.

 

[C95J]

Hey, my name is Callum, and I am online on this, Youtube as well as playing Fallout: New Vegas on the Xbox 360.

 

[darth gditch]

O hai, I'm Greg, from Philly in the United States.

I'm here because reading and replying to threads brings me joy at times.

 

[zega frega omega]

My name is Samuel. I live in Michigan (outside of Detroit)and attend high school. I haven't a job or girlfriend or care in the world. For the most part.

 

[GrimTuesday]

My name is Kris. I live in Indiana, in the United States. I am online because...I just love lurking here, especially the Religion and Politics thread. The people here are smart and very well-informed, and are so far, the nicest online community that I have joined. I don't post usually....getting quoted frightens me, I fail at the discussions. Just lurking here has changed my perspectives many times.

I just try and be as witty and brief as possible, because sometimes I do get an urge to post something.

If you enjoy reading the Religion and Politics stuff, you should also let your voice be heard. We won't be mean... much

I am Jordan and not only am I borderline obsessed with the A Song of Ice and Fire series but I also can shoot beams of energy from my mouth and I have the most amazing sideburns ever. I'm online because I'm always online, also me and Fallout New Vegas aren't on speaking terms at the moment.

 

[Contun]

My name is Corey and I've completely wrecked my sleeping schedule thanks to Winter Break.

Oh well, at least there's still the amazing Steam deals. Hopefully I can get something nice before it ends.

Ahhh, I used to just not sleep two nights before (that would be tonight, actually), and then hold off from sleeping until tomorrow night...

Except that is hell...especially if you have to do stuff tomorrow.

I woke up today around 7:35 and thought I had gotten back on my good schedule. That's until I realized it was 7:35 PM.

What I'll probably end up doing is going to school with no sleep and just bare with the sheer agony and lack of strength. (Sadly, this has happened before. On numerous occasions, in fact.)

 

[e2density]

What I'll probably end up doing is going to school with no sleep and just bare with the sheer agony and lack of strength. (Sadly, this has happened before. On numerous occasions, in fact.)

Ahaha, I hear that!

 

[DazBurger]

We don't have anything you wouldn't find better elsewhere

No where else do I find Danes. Your move BazBurger.

Well... Err... Ummm... Damn!
Prolly the only reason Im not moving

Sweden doesn't seem to take much pride in their history and they have a bad habit of censoring things.
Norway is the most religious of the Scandinavian countries... And they insist on hunting whales even though they don't need to.

I couldn't survive with the food in Britain, even less in France and Germany hates videogames..