So your held at gunpoint...

[Beffudled Sheep]

I say "What are you doing? Its me! Come on think hard."
I then shoot them with my gun. Actually forget that first part, I just shoot them with my gun.

But I love that first part.

"C'mon man, you don't remember? We were best buddies, man, and now you've got a gun pointing at my face. What happened to you, man?"

And then surprise attack for 2x damage.

2x?!?! Im insulted! It would be at least 4x damage.

Sorry, sorry, you're right. It's like...4 am over here, and I'm completely out of it...so bloody tired...

Sorry if Im being crabby. I haven't slept in about 73 hours 35 minutes and 22 seconds.
Damn insomnia.

I probably should go to bed now...

Stop gloating... its not nice.

Lol, sorry. I wasn't gloating, I was just...stating that...that I should probably head off soon.

To my nice, comfy bed...all nice and warm...good night's sleep...

Sorry, did I gloat off there? (like dozing off (mmm sleep) but with gloating)

Never be alone...

Alone? In my warm, comfy bed? Surrounded by all these models? I'm never alone, mate.

Curse you and your ability of sleep. I will get you.

Oh well, good luck with that. Mr. I-Can't-Sleep. Anywho, I'm off to that warm, comfy bed now. My models are beckoning to me...like Sirens, without the whole death thing. Until you burst through the window.

Anyway, g'night mate. Good luck with being a Lord of Jesters and all, while I'm Lord of Models. [/gloat]

You sir are an evil, evil man of evil.

 

[guess who]

I would do whatever they say then run away but try to sneak up on them shortly after and stab them.

 

[Redingold]

Give him what he wants. You try attacking a guy with a gun and you'll probably end up dead, unless you're very good and they're extremely nervous.

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Depends on from how far I'm being aimed at. If it's from up close I could probably disarm whoever is aiming at me and take the gun for myself.

 

[Sevre]

You don't need that gun to get my attention,you're quite attractive already.

 

[PumpActionJesus]

ide sparta his ass down the nearest manhole!!


Wallet!?..This Is My Wallet!!!

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

the sad part about these threads is how many people think they can actually do something before the gun is fired, the reality of it is no you can't. like i've said in the gun control threads, and yet to actually have someone prove me wrong using this method, try using squirt guns to see how far you get before you're shot

anyways to answer the question, do what they ask of me

Exactly, it's really funny how many Escapists make themselves out to be tough guys/ action movie heroes. Yes, some are kidding but it seems some actually believe they could pull it off. As for myself, I'd probably try to talk to the guy, but if he was on some drug or desperate, I would just give him my wallet in hopes he'll leave. But, if I could tell he wanted more than my wallet (delusional, probably going to kill me) I'd probably throw my wallet or something at his head and do my best to get the gun, at which point I'd get shot and either bleed out, die from a ruptured (insert organ), or possibly even infected wound. I'm just so damn optimistic ^_^

 

[mendokusai]

While they're reloading their shotgun, kick them in the face, and arrest them. Then when they say 'what are you going to do, arrest the whole village?' I say, in an epic police action hero voice:

"Not exactly".

[sub]Cookies up for grabs![/sub]

Hot Fuzz for the win. Ahhh, another day in God's country...

 

[Laura.]

Whatever it takes not to get shot! I don't know, try to convince him, beg, flash him, give him my wallet... but if things look like I might get shot anyways and he gets distracted for a second, well... I carry my gnawesome pepper spray.
And I'd end up dead.

Other than that, kick to the groin and ruuuun!
And I'd end up dead anyways.

 

[SmartIdiot]

"I am the last remaining person who knows where the gold is. There are no maps or leads left."

People are greedy, they'll fall for it.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

Probably drop £20 next to him, and when he bends down to get it, kick him in the face and run like hell, praying theres a corner in the street up ahead.

and then you try to get away on a bus but you drop all of your money and he won't let you in

 

[The Riff]

Tell them that if they blow my brains out they will never know where to find the hidden treasure.

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

I would say if you strike me down i shall become more powerful then you ever kno.

 

[Jedoro]

I cast Flare

 

[Paragon Fury]

According to my dream, kick them in the chest.

 

[asinann]

Tell them to do it, most people (even criminals) don't really want to do it and the odds are fairly good that the thing isn't even loaded.

 

[Vortex Traveller]

Just confuse the hell out of the with clever talk and charm allowing me to make a daring escape from the situation... oh you mean realistically, yeah probably either just give them what they want or end up with a bullet or ten lodged in my body.

 

[andrat]

Having been mugged before, just do what they say.

 

[Ben Legend]

I'd look them calmly in the eyes and say ... "You haven't even taken the safety off rookie."

 

[Blackmagic1515]

Try to reason with them. If that doesn't work, throw something hard at them and run. I'll probably get shot though. My dying words? "This was my best top dammit!"