So you're a cat.

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game-lover

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First I'd leave the hell home. My family hates cats and seeing as I'd have no idea how I could let them know I was a cat in the first place, it would be wisest if I was gone.

Then I'd try and find a family who would pamper and love me like whoa.
 

EllEzDee

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Matt_LRR said:
Put myself out of my misery.

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Didn't occur to you to do that before becoming a cat? As a cat, you'd have no opposable thumbs, and since a cat always lands feet-up, you couldn't just "jump".

If i were a cat, it'd be the best thing in the world. No need to worry about getting a job, or waking up with just a few hours of sleep, or getting a proper college degree or anything. Just catch my own food, live wherever i like. It'd be awesome.
 

Nicarus

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I would need to find someone to make glasses for cats. That way I would look like my avatar.
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Also, I'm near-sighted. >.>
 

blankedboy

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I'd piss around with my epic new anatomy, then get to a computer and use an on-screen keyboard to write this post.

Which is exactly what I just did.

MEOW.
 

mireko

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Is it too late to make Takako Minekawa references? Because I'd make Takako Minekawa references.


And probably sleep.
 

Slenn

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Walk into the nearest girls room/locker room and be nuzzled by their many cute faces that are cooing at me...What?

BTW I'd be an orange striped cat with white paws.
 

Lunar Templar

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i have no idea, eat, sleep get attention, harass dogs >.> .... sure, I'll go with that, along with being the resident mouser
 

Russian_Assassin

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It would be heaven for me because I would be a cat. No responsibilities, no need to work! I think my cat wouldn't like me at first, but I would try to convince him it's me. Then we would run around, destroying the house :D
 

8bitlove2a03

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Find some way to explain to my roommate that I want him to drive to my parents house so I can mourn at the grave of my recently dead cat. Then go see if I can talk with my other cat and my dog.
 

crudus

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I would start doing math. I would get papered like crazy! I don't know what kind of cat I would want to be though. Not a Siamese cat. That is for damn sure.