So you're a ghost

[DiMono]

Now what? What do you do?

Personally, I spend my time knocking people's hats off their heads. Basically harmless, makes them confused, general fun all around.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

I would haunt the fuck out of all the people that bullied me in highschool....that or I would follow Winona Ryder around all day and live in her closet.

I could go to free concerts also!?! Travel the world for free!?!

Unless I was one of those spirits that is stuck inside a house or something. *sigh* I would probably be stuck inside of a house. I should start making plans to die inside Winona Ryders closet.

 

[White Lightning]

The absolute FIRST thing would be to watch my neighbor take a shower. After that run around causing all sorts of shenanigans.

 

[Solid Snake]

I'd posses boxes and make them move around for no reason.

 

[Launcelot111]

Can you possess people? I'd possess people. I'd also possess computers and pretty much recreate the plot of Ghost Writer in real life.

 

[Jonluw]

Peek on women 'til I got bored I guess?

Then I'd loiter around. Lollygagging. Screw with those bullshit mediums for a while maybe.
Because I'm pretty certain that, even if ghosts did exist, they aren't actually talking to ghosts.

Spoiler: Also this

 

[scorptatious]

Coincidentally, Cyanide and Happiness made a strip of this subject today.

But yeah, I'd probably go around screwing with people. Maybe even fly around a bit as well.

 

[Keoul]

Become the best spy ever
Go to North Korea and find out what the hell they're doing there too O.O

 

[StormShaun]

I would travel the world doing the things I always wanted to do. Like go to Japan, Canada and the US.
But can I eat and drink in the Simpsons? If so I would love to eat a whole load of stuff.

After being pleased with myself I would say beam me up Scotty and ascend into Heaven. Why because I know I can!

 

[BathorysGraveland]

Just have some fun. Annoy people, spy on fine looking women, move stuff around in people's homes 'til they go mad (probably counts as annoying, I suppose), go and see all the great sights on Earth such as rainforests and deserts with no real threat of my safety nor financial issues, shit like that.

 

[Biosophilogical]

Coincidentally, Cyanide and Happiness made a strip of this subject today.

Spoiler: C&H

But yeah, I'd probably go around screwing with people. Maybe even fly around a bit as well.

I think I might become a student ... of everything! What university could possibly stop me from learning when they don't even know I'm there? I could ponder life's mysteries, figure out the underlying causes of why I'm a ghost, and from there perhaps understand the limits of my interactions with the physical world (what can I do, how can I do it, and what are the repercussions for me doing it apart from the act itself?).

OT: Master my ghostly powers, and then zoom around the planet looking for stuff, and then helping people (I might, for example, sit in on a war meeting/mission briefing, then fly off ahead of them to make sure they are actually doing something properly, then help whichever side is right).

 

[StormShaun]

I don't think they let the pervies like you up in heaven =P (Don't haunt me Shaun!)

Wait why am I classified as a perv now! And also...TOO LATE! I'll haunt you when you watch season three and hack into your computer so you see Yukari always!

Also.

what star would you possess anyway?

 

[StormShaun]

I've always considered you a little pervy, I don't know why. It's just a characteristic I've made up for you in my mind. It's not bad. Just pervy like you'd make innuendos and such just to see peoples' reactions.

I would definitely possess Liam Neeson when he does Taken 2: The Takening! Maybe Michael Cera just to see what it would be like to be a geeky love idol (And be in Scott Pilgrim 2: The Pilgriming!). Possibly I would possess Ewe Boll and create a GOOD video game based movie.

How...wonderful. V_V'

I would watch them. Then I would proceed to dance on your grave. The dance depending on how good they would be.

I would take over...my corpse and then dance around the world in my skeleton.
What it would be funny.

 

[Dags90]

or I would follow Winona Ryder around all day and live in her closet.

What is your damage, Heather?

I'd probably haunt a few choice people, some into madness, others just to annoy, and a few to be helpful. I would also arrange to start in a Casper remake.

 

[M0rp43vs]

I don't know why no one has said this yet. I'd become the ultimate thief!
Who cares if I have no need for material possessions, I wouldn't mind phasing into the nearest electrical store and lifting the biggest, highest definition TV they have. Enter the bank and empty the account of corrupt evil businessman number84593. Hitch a ride to a convention in Japan, Pick up as much swag as my corporeal form can carry.
And if I get caught? I'd just phase out of jail. After haunting the inmates a few times.

My magnum opus? Steal as many amplifiers as I possibly can and stack them as high as I can, Plug in my Ibanez, turn them up to eleven and create a literal wall of sound to see face's melt.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I'd pick a random kid and be his or her ghostly buddy for the rest of their life, then pick another one to do the same.

Well I think it's nice!