So you're a ghost

[Shockolate]

I would posses people and play their videogames.

So I wouldn't have to pay for games.

This would make me a pirate.

Ergo, I am a ghost pirate.

Boo, me hearties!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I would be Blinky
http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/Ghost-names-pac-man-8970067-519-503.jpg

 

[xdom125x]

Is it wrong that the first thing that came to my mind is to gaslight people? You know, move stuff when they aren't paying attention to make them think their going insane. I would make sure I was doing it to jerks though. Also, I would basically try to be as much of a stereotype of a ghost as possible: saying "boo", rattling chains, occasional faking of a demonic possession, etc.


And of course send a warning to all the stars of Ghostbusters that they shouldn't try any funny business.

 

[ChadSexington]

I would get hold of some sort of ghostly permanent marker and draws willy's everywhere. Like, absolutely everywhere. Then I'd watch the local newspapers to see if it makes any headlines. If it doesn't they get bigger, more detailed and more frequent. It wont take long for the place I'm haunting to be known as dick city.

 

[ultrachicken]

Tip the balance of world power by providing services as a spy. Or I might just screw with people. Or I might combine the two.

For example, go to the bedroom of some political figure I don't like while they're asleep and trick them into thinking I'm a voice inside their head. Or I might just unzip people's flies while they're making speeches.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Well I think I'd start leaving messages for the ones I love most, leave messages around letting them know I'm still there and I mean no harm. That way they'll accept, and maybe try to talk to me (yay!)

 

[darkraven28]

id do what i normally did when i was alive.

 

[Erana]

I'd posses boxes and make them move around for no reason.

In other words, you'd boot up gmod and go play ttt.

Spoiler: Its much better than that.

Still, that would be kind of awesome. Being dead would suck, 'cause I love food, but I'd make sure my family was OK, and maybe take some neat trips around the world.

Cheat the lottery to help people I know.

Troll the shit out of North Korea.

And those sound pretty great, too, now that you bring them up.

Oh, and haunting peoples dreams would be pretty neat. Except, by haunting, I mean kicking nightmares' asses. I hate it when people I like have bad dreams.

 

[Terminate421]

I walk up to someone who isn't moving and shout "Fuck!" as loud as I can in their ear.

I do it to complete strangers

 

[Chairman Miaow]

I'd posses boxes and make them move around for no reason.

You could pretend to be Solid Snake.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

It involves 20 cans of red bull, an emu and me hiding in Megan Fox's closet. No, you don't need to know more.

 

[RN7]

I would just find random people all over the world that look like assholes and final destination the shit out of them. That and explore Tom Cruise's house to find his spaceship.

 

[Wintermoot]

make people think they are insane

 

[deathninja]

Put the old sign back up at St. James' Park, every time they take it down.

Also, explore, observe, generally goof off.

 

[Rowan93]

Ghosts can float, right?

I fly around all day. I don't need any other plans.

...I've been thinking about it for about ten seconds now and I feel sad about being stuck on the ground. God damn it, I need a wingsuit.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

I'd travel the world haunting and possessing the wicked. I'd double as a guardian for those I come across.