So you're feeling a little horny...

[lemiel14n3]

depends on where I am and how horny I am.

If I'm in private, I usually just masturbate

Otherwise, I put my hands in my pocket and slouch.

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This made a question arise in my mind,

How do the Scottish in their kilts handle a boner?

 

[googleback]

stick my dick in a Raspberry Pavlova WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

 

[DonMartin]

That is all.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Why wouldn't I resort to one-handed happy time?

Well if the urge comes at an inopportune time, I just wait it out. Not much you can do about it, right?

 

[WendelI]

stick my dick in a Raspberry Pavlova WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

Ahaha! this made my day.

I say i gotta go look for something in the basement and take my "Flashlight" with me because its dark.

 

[Nimcha]

I send dirty texts to my girlfriend. And she returns them in an equally naughty fashion. Bless her.