So you're feeling a little horny...

[freakydan]

So you're suggesting there will be a time when I'm uncontrollably horny, but can't really be bothered to engage in a little self love? I'm sorry, this concept is wholly foreign to me.

If we're talking "a little horny", and there's something preventing me from getting down and dirty with myself at that exact point in time, I do my best to put it out of my mind until I have some time alone.

 

[Chuck-Lee-Campbell]

I do what lots of other "forever alone" types do - I think about it, but don't act upon it. I have a little bit of self-control, you know. And not all of us are lucky enough to have personalities that don't drive women away instantaneously.

Man you are so cool, can I touch you.

 

[stikku]

take a cold shower man.... your urges will freeze

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

I tend to cry a lot inside, as my brain slowly crumbles away like a wet biscuit.

 

[J1NXY0]

This made me laugh for about 5 minutes ;D Thanks man!

 

[Zanakanishi]

I would probably just wait till night, pop into town, look in one of the nightclubs and get some drunk tart to come back home with me to make happy time.

But why would I not want 1 hand happy time?

 

[Altorin]

so, you're "a little horny", and your loved one is away and you don't want to masturbate

so you're asking if we'd cheat on our loved one because we're "a little horny"?

No, probably not unless I figured she was cheating on me.

I would however jerk off like a mighty stallion

 

[Hellz_Barz]

Wank if the house is empty. If not exercise cause it's the best alternative in my eyes.

 

[snowpuppy]

well as the "one hand happytime" is actualy a function humans were designed for( http://www.healthystrokes.com/mast.html ) i don't seewhats wrong with it.(note: i'm not advertising but this can help you stop some unhealthy practices) also it reduces the risk of prostate cancer as someone already stated i believe.

 

[knight steel]

so, you're "a little horny", and your loved one is away and you don't want to masturbate

so you're asking if we'd cheat on our loved one because we're "a little horny"?

No, probably not unless I figured she was cheating on me.

I would however jerk off like a mighty stallion

How mighty a stallion are we talking here?

 

[sam42ification]

How about 2 handed happy time? Is that still in?

Yes when it comes down to it more hands the better. I've many fantasies about just a tone of hands.

If i can't touch myself then i guess i would try and ignore it. Like if people were around then i would think about whatever i'm doing and hope that it will go away. Seriously though when can't you touch your self? I can think of millions of ways i can touch myself even when people are around. Actually i'm quiet good at it.

 

[Macgyvercas]

Wow, I'm surprised no one has posted this video. The subject matter was mentioned though.


Billy Joel FTW

 

[VanQ]

I would give in and play with myself...
I don't have very good self control.

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[sub][sub]noted... XP[/sub][/sub]

OT: I have sufficient Pokemon willpower to pass through the urges as they come and go.

I laughed so hard at this, simply beacause if I am in a situation where "just fap" isn't the answer, I whip out the DS and play Pokemon. I forget about it in 1 minute flat once I start RNGing or EV training.
Thus my answer to OP's question is: I play Pokemon

 

[Russian_Assassin]

There are no other options! You either fuck, or wank or do nothing! What else can I do? Fantasize about cake? Dry hump a chair? WHAT?!

 

[Queen Michael]

I try not to think about it and get something to read.

 

[Anadinolin]

hmm, i would do something to distract me, but most of the time i have no willpower...with a 4.3" HD screen phone on wifi ...

it was a lot easier when i had a gf lol and a gf that matched my sex drive too :/ god damnit, need a girl aaaahh!!

 

[Pilkingtube]

Be thankful that i'm gay and therefore find it very easy to find somebody?

 

[OldRat]

My loved one? Meaning who, exactly? My right hand is always right here. And if it suddenly isn't, I'm pretty sure my horniness will drop pretty drastically in favor of determining the reason for my dismemberment.

But yeah, it's the fiver for me.

EDIT: oh wait, not allowed. Well, I kind of either suffer there or punch myself in the balls. It works pretty well.

 

[Natdaprat]

I learn telekinesis, and then use my new powers for the good of my penis.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I like... blast off, every now and then.
It's perfectly healthy.