So you're watching porn...

[Barbas]

...And the unthinkable happens: the pope, the president and Julie Andrews walk into the room. What do you do? Do you throw caution to the wind [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Y1rNI-5FtM]? Do you salvage your honour by reaching for the Webley? Do you apologize profusely? Perhaps you shuffle shamefully to the escape window, pants around your ankles. Or maybe you lose all control and simply write off the yoghurt truck entirely.

What other unfortunate and embarrassing situations have you found yourself in? I was critiquing Angelina Jolie at university once when somebody walked into my room and I slammed the laptop lid on my anatomy.

EDIT: Oh sure, THIS is the one that gets 60 replies in a day. God damn it [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0], Escapist! >:c

I love you just the way you are.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

A ex of mine went to use my laptop without my permission and found my porn.
Well, some of it.
That poor girl turned tomato red and stopped speaking to me.

Last I heard she fell into a catatonic state from the trauma my porn put her through.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Well, you didn't say I was actually in the process of physically getting off to the porn.

I'd probably try to play it off straight and say I was doing research in that case.

Every social interaction has the potential to be embarrassing for me. Like every time I don't hear somebody trying to talk to me, which kinda happens often since I'm blaring music in my ears with my head tilted down every time I'm walking to class.

I also remember a particular situation in a high school 9th grade English class (with my least favorite English teacher to ever exist, to boot), in which I was supposed to give an individual presentation and completely blanked. Like, just fucking completely. it was supposed to be an essay on some of our favorite songs, and I had picked a Tool song. Lateralus, to be precise. I guess we were supposed to just fashion our presentation out of that essay, but I just...completely forgot what I was going to say or how to say it. And I just sort of stood there awkwardly for a while in front of a bunch of people I mostly didn't care about. Who mostly didn't care about me.

I still can't listen to that song without associating it with those moments. Those extremely uncomfortable moments.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Last I heard she fell into a catatonic state from the trauma my porn put her through.

You are a sex pervert though.

OP: Invite them to join the sexy party, of course!

That would be a sweet four-way.

 

[Hazy992]

Start beating it even more furiously and stare them in the eye.

 

[SidheKnight]

A ex of mine went to use my laptop without my permission and found my porn.
Well, some of it.
That poor girl turned tomato red and stopped speaking to me.

Last I heard she fell into a catatonic state from the trauma my porn put her through.

How did she find it? Did you have it in My Documents, under a folder called "PORN"?

If somebody wanted to find porn on my computer, they'd have to make a pretty thorough search, and know some advanced computer stuff.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I use my zweihander to fight them back and lock the door so I can continue where I left off

Leave no business unfinished

 

[tilmoph]

***** out the president for invading my privacy, remind the pope I'm not catholic, and ask who the hell the woman is since I wouldn't recognize her. All whilst wanking my rage/embarrassment/exhibitionist boner, which I imagine would be fiercest hard-on I ever experienced, if my limited experience with sorta exhibitionism is any indication. Continue until they leave or I finish.

If super boner doesn't happen and instead results in mood kill and nega-boner, switch tactics to just bitching furiously. With no pants. Floppy, pantsless furry should be enough punishment for these interlopers.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

A ex of mine went to use my laptop without my permission and found my porn.
Well, some of it.
That poor girl turned tomato red and stopped speaking to me.

Last I heard she fell into a catatonic state from the trauma my porn put her through.

How did she find it? Did you have it in My Documents, under a folder called "PORN"?

If somebody wanted to find porn on my computer, they'd have to make a pretty thorough search, and know some advanced computer stuff.

Bookmarks, friend.
Glorious, wonderful bookmarks! She looked over my shoulder a few times and pieced together my password, then went snooping to see if I was talking to any other women.
She got a lot more than she bargained for though and I had the last laugh!

Last I heard she fell into a catatonic state from the trauma my porn put her through.

You are a sex pervert though.

OP: Invite them to join the sexy party, of course!

That would be a sweet four-way.

I'm a very gentle and loving sex pervert though!
That should make my various fetishes much more acceptable!

 

[ArcadianDrew]

Well, that's easy. First I'd chuck the laptop (what else would I be using) right at them so they too could know the sheer magnificence of the porn I was watching. Then I would leap, bare arsed, out of the window seagulling down the road knowing that the three nobodies I'd left behind would be enjoying a nice bit of web-based sexy time.

 

[Gizmo1990]

Well considering I am not Catholic, American or a fan of Julie Andrews I would tell all three to kindly get the fuck out of my house and after a few minutes of simply sitting there completly bewildered at the fact that those 3 people walked into my room I would carry on with business.

 

[Asita]

Slam my laptop closed and fangasm over meeting Julie Andrews, I think.

 

[TakerFoxx]

Scoot over to make room. There's plenty of porn for all.

 

[Michel Henzel]

Wonder why the pope, the president and Julie Andrews are in my fcking room and whether or not I should be calling the police or invite them to watch together.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Julie Andrews? Ok, embarassing. Obama...eh, he seems like the sort of person that'd make a joke out of it. Maybe a really bad dad sorta joke, but still.

The pope? Yeah, I've definitely got the moral high ground over him anyway. He should be embarrassed that he's walked in on someone while he was the pope.

 

[Silvanus]

I would utterly cease to function. Ineffectively aiming for the 'X' in the top right hand corner, blabbering incoherently about pop-ups, and eventually just slumping against the wall in resignation.

Incidentally, very similar to my plan for if anyone else were to ever walk in.