I want my tombstone to read
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So you've died...
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I've told all my friends and family that they are to get to the biggest cliff they can, put explosives in the container where my ashes are and hit it off with a baseball bat so the hit triggers an explosion 3 seconds later.
At the funeral the only thing served will be a huge cake with "still alive" repeating endlessly in the backround.
On my tombstone it will say: being alive is so last year.
At the funeral the only thing served will be a huge cake with "still alive" repeating endlessly in the backround.
On my tombstone it will say: being alive is so last year.
I want my head stone to say "he lived like he died, in the moment screaming, last words 'It seemed like a good idea at the time' Ug lastname friend lover, gamer, idiot"
Even though when my best friend and I were twelve, she promised me a Viking funeral if I died first, these days I think I want to be launched into space.
Though I'll still want some sort of grave-marking-thing just for the sake of keeping a record, and it'd say something along the lines of 'She died as she lived, among the stars', because I've always been kind of an astronomy nerd, which has culminated in me writing an increasingly elaborate sci-fi adventure at the moment.
As for music, I'd want New Orleans-ish jazz, to set the mood for after my funeral since I'll insist on everyone getting drunk and having a good time in my honor.
Though I'll still want some sort of grave-marking-thing just for the sake of keeping a record, and it'd say something along the lines of 'She died as she lived, among the stars', because I've always been kind of an astronomy nerd, which has culminated in me writing an increasingly elaborate sci-fi adventure at the moment.
As for music, I'd want New Orleans-ish jazz, to set the mood for after my funeral since I'll insist on everyone getting drunk and having a good time in my honor.
I would like to not be remembered by my browsing history.
I'd like for my body to be cremated.
My left hand would not be cremated, but instead be buried in a graveyard, but in secret. The headstone would be a hollow rock, with a note in it, that would say "Low five!"
While my ashes would be strewn off a mountain on a windy day, and be blown into the face of a loved one, Donny style, Semi-Multicoloured Caucasian by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band would play.
EDIT: At the wake, there would be beer and a buffet. The music playing would be Trout Mask Replica, by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band.
I'd like for my body to be cremated.
My left hand would not be cremated, but instead be buried in a graveyard, but in secret. The headstone would be a hollow rock, with a note in it, that would say "Low five!"
While my ashes would be strewn off a mountain on a windy day, and be blown into the face of a loved one, Donny style, Semi-Multicoloured Caucasian by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band would play.
EDIT: At the wake, there would be beer and a buffet. The music playing would be Trout Mask Replica, by Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band.
Why not have a space Viking funeral? Strap you to the outside of the rocket and have some way of the ship going up in flames as it leaves orbit!PleasantAsAHeadcrab said:
As for me, I want my femur to be removed and then cremated. I then request that David Cameron be brutally bludgeoned to death by my femur and provided there's anything left of the femur to work with, rammed painfully up Nick Clegg's bum.
My ashes shall be thrown off the Grand Canyon, or if no one is willing to travel that far, thrown into the face of a smelly hippy so he'll take a damn shower.
I think should float as a pod in space, my body persevred for all time, because theres no water in space lol.
There should be a clause you can put into a will to have some annonymous Agent 47 style PC hitman, come round to your house and rigurously scrub your hard drive and browser history clean without your mother/girlfriend/grandmother finding out what kind of weird stuff you were really into.aksel said:
I want to be launched into the atmosphere by a space probe
while this song is beaing played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc&feature=related
while this song is beaing played: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPx-nUqLMtc&feature=related
Hopefully I'd have left a detailed set of notes so my best friend could send messages and update facebook to creep everybody out.
I'd like my funeral to be something simple. All my friends and family all sombre and sad at my death, gathered together to watch me be put in a glorified box in the ground. And just as their about to put me down for the dirt nap, BAM!. A hidden spring or some set of hidden animatronics to cause my corpse to bust out of my coffin, moaning and groaning like a zombie. At the same time a cache of hidden flash bangs and smoke bombs, triggering the small legion of actor's I paid in advance to dress like zombies and spring from spring from spider holes in the ground to attack everyone at my funeral. All the while having a siren blaring in the back ground
"THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK!THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK!THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK AND NOT SOME HORRID PRANK BY A DEAD ASSHOLE!I REPEAT A ZOMBIE ATTACK, NOT A PRANK!"
By the time the all the panic and the hysteria settle down from all this they will unveil my tombstone. A simple of bust of my head, laughing my ass off at them. With these simple words
"I couldn't help myself.....I'm... not sorry and this is being uploaded to youtube as we speak."
And thus I will never be forgotten and then I'll be immortal. The only downside is that I can only do this once...*sigh
"THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK!THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK!THIS IS A ZOMBIE ATTACK AND NOT SOME HORRID PRANK BY A DEAD ASSHOLE!I REPEAT A ZOMBIE ATTACK, NOT A PRANK!"
By the time the all the panic and the hysteria settle down from all this they will unveil my tombstone. A simple of bust of my head, laughing my ass off at them. With these simple words
"I couldn't help myself.....I'm... not sorry and this is being uploaded to youtube as we speak."
And thus I will never be forgotten and then I'll be immortal. The only downside is that I can only do this once...*sigh
Have millions of slaves build me a shrine, and calved in my burial room shall be:
'Touch me and I will break your fucking limbs into ninths.'
'Touch me and I will break your fucking limbs into ninths.'
my tombstone should read "here lays a good person, but it's not written in stone" in my own language of course, song played on funeral would be i remember by deadmau5 and kaskade or wonderwall by oasis
After everything useful has been harvested, I want a viking funeral. As for a headstone I would request that my grave be booby trapped, and have the headstone read "Underneath you lies and rests on excellent unrivaled sot!", and underneath that ,"was buried *insert date here* with his vast fortune and fabulous diamond collection" just because I'm dead doesn't mean I can't screw with some graverobbers.
Oh and of course, at the reception I would have to have this play at least once
If you don't understand why, here are the translated lyrics.
EDIT: Oh and also how I die is important, because I will be adding a clause to my will when I finally get around to writing one, that if I am ever in a vegetative state, I want to be strapped into a shopping cart with rockets on either side and attempt to jump the grand canyon in it. Hell, if I'm pretty much already dead, may as well go out in style.
Oh and of course, at the reception I would have to have this play at least once
If you don't understand why, here are the translated lyrics.
Come along fellows, let's booze all
night for it is now my funeral.
I just slipped into this grave and can't keep you company
Just like you as well as me, just like any of us near;
as long as we get to drink our beer.
Hey stop by to listen how merrily it clinks
as we raise a chalice to be emptied here
Come now Markus, Mitja, Marko and Henri,
the merry men on my burial ground.
Now that we1ve sat here for long enough,
it would be time to get real drunk.
I would be glad if someone carved these
honest words on my tombstone:
"Underneath you lies and rests one
excellent, unrivalled sot."
night for it is now my funeral.
I just slipped into this grave and can't keep you company
Just like you as well as me, just like any of us near;
as long as we get to drink our beer.
Hey stop by to listen how merrily it clinks
as we raise a chalice to be emptied here
Come now Markus, Mitja, Marko and Henri,
the merry men on my burial ground.
Now that we1ve sat here for long enough,
it would be time to get real drunk.
I would be glad if someone carved these
honest words on my tombstone:
"Underneath you lies and rests one
excellent, unrivalled sot."
EDIT: Oh and also how I die is important, because I will be adding a clause to my will when I finally get around to writing one, that if I am ever in a vegetative state, I want to be strapped into a shopping cart with rockets on either side and attempt to jump the grand canyon in it. Hell, if I'm pretty much already dead, may as well go out in style.