Social Justice Ninja

[Something Amyss]

I want to be a social justice rogue.

Okay, but you have to pay dues.

 

[RaikuFA]

Erin can read Japanese? Cool

They're actually quite sensitive about it.

BELIEVE IT!

No love for the social justice necromancer?

Aren't those the people who keep making Anita Sarkeesian threads?

They're called Social Justice Dead Horse Beaters.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I rolled as a Social Justice Witch Doctor.

"All I'm saying is that Sarkeesian is just suckering men for- OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEETLES IN THAT PART OF ME"

 

[Erttheking]

I rolled as a Social Justice Witch Doctor.

"All I'm saying is that Sarkeesian is just suckering men for- OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEETLES IN THAT PART OF ME"

Be quiet! It's for science! I'm researching how a community can thrive!

 

[Jhonie]

I'll sign up as a Social Justice Scarecrow, then, unless my past claim as a ranger still applies. I'm just standing around. Those arguments can argue themselves, I prefer to just stand here. Occasionally observing. Uninvolved. I have better thing to do than loudly arguing with strangers and idiots over the internet. Like, say, crocheting kittens. Or drink a cup of tea. Or take a nap. Or, heck, even just sitting there, watching autumn leaves fall.

In case that wasn't clear, I really don't like internet arguments. I find them to be, for the overwhelming majority of the time, pointless shitstorms.

 

[Spartan448]

If no-one's taken it yet, I'll be a Social Justice Conquistador. Kind of ironic if you think about it though. Would I have to berate myself for killing and enslaving the natives, or do I just let that slide because they didn't respect my choice of pink armor?

 

[WhiteNachos]

I rolled as a Social Justice Witch Doctor.

"All I'm saying is that Sarkeesian is just suckering men for- OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEETLES IN THAT PART OF ME"

Violent wish fulfillment fantasies against people you disagree with? That seems healthy.

 

[Methodia Chicken]

I'm a Social Justice Wyvern rider. my mount is a gecko that identifies as being a mighty wyvren, I carry him around through impassable terrain until magical technology can allow him to live his true identity.
I used to be a Pegasus knight but horses are Heavy

 

[Gretha Unterberg]

No love for the social justice necromancer?

Social Justice Necromancer: *Ahem, I believe the proper term is 'formerly deceased', not 'walking corpse'. You should be more sensitive."

Zombies are dead.
Please stop using the Z Word

 

[JoJoDelight]

You don't call the shinobi the N-word. That's their word.

I have to admit that I loled at that one.

Social Justice Thief here, swiping away your valid criticisms one at a time.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

I rolled as a Social Justice Witch Doctor.

"All I'm saying is that Sarkeesian is just suckering men for- OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEETLES IN THAT PART OF ME"

Violent wish fulfillment fantasies against people you disagree with? That seems healthy.

Yeah, I'd put it right up there with "purposefully ignoring the absurdity of a joke to make snide judgmental remarks on the person making it".

 

[UmberHulk]

Social Justice Worrier/Rogue/Wizard multiclass, if you call me useless than your abalist.

 

[WhiteNachos]

I rolled as a Social Justice Witch Doctor.

"All I'm saying is that Sarkeesian is just suckering men for- OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU PUT BEETLES IN THAT PART OF ME"

Violent wish fulfillment fantasies against people you disagree with? That seems healthy.

Yeah, I'd put it right up there with "purposefully ignoring the absurdity of a joke to make snide judgmental remarks on the person making it".

Considering the stuff people have been spewing (regardless of their 'side'), I really wasn't sure.

Edit: Oh and sorry about misjudging you.

 

[vip651]

is it too late to call Social justice Spanish Inquisition?

 

[Sillarra]

Believe it or not, somebody else has the same idea: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=257887508

I wonder if Grey and Cory saw this and thought they can make a strip out of that.

 

[immortalfrieza]

Do extremists realize they're extremists? Do insane people realize they're insane?

Yes for the former, because extremists can recognize that their views are extreme compared to most others, they just have to not care. No for the latter, by definition one's insanity precludes the ability to recognize that one is insane, that's why they're insane.

is it too late to call Social justice Spanish Inquisition?

No, but at this point everybody is expecting it.

 

[McMarbles]

I found the Rat Tail in the Cave of Ordeals, so I got the class upgrade to Social Justice Knight.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Social justice shinobi does just sound better. Though I always prefer SJdruids.

The 'tree-spiking' kind or the 'picket nuclear plants' variety? But I suppose Wildshape would allow you to divebomb truck drivers of the logging companies and thus get double damage with your talons or claws. I've always been partial to SJBard ... whilst SJNinja can commit acts of SJ on the quiet, nothing quite says 'moral outrage' like a SJbard w/ the leadership feat.

Two levels of SJBard, one level of SJBarbarian, all three template levels of SJ Human Paragon, and the rest as SJWarblade ... Get yourself Combat Expertise, Song of the White Raven, Leadership and (Special) Snowflake Wardance ... and you have yourself a true SJMob Leader. Give all members of your SJMob +50 damage on charge, and with a reach weapon you can pounce into the fray and attack everything within 15 feet of you.

If that doesn't scream 'SJW', I don't know what does.

The best part of the build is you can cast 'Amplify' on yourself and be as loud as a battlefield as you scream and hurl curses.

 

[softclocks]

Work on your Japanese.

 

[xdiesp]

And the punchline is that Cory and Grey were to first to sold themselves to the sjws.