Solid grounds for divorce in Fable 2

[Gunstar Hero]

I think my wife in Fable II has been lying to me. I just came back from the Spire, after ten years away, looking forward to see my grown up son for the first time....

However, it would appear that my wife is some kind of cheating hussy.

For, my son, is black. A quick check of my own ethnicity confirmed what I had believed for some time, that I am infact, a white man.

Grounds for divorce? I think so.

 

[PauL o_O]

No, more like grounds for zapping here with a bolt of deadly electricity from the heavens, and making the toddler watch.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I'd kill her and burn the house, wait can't burn the house.....kill her

 

[GodsOneMistake]

There are black people in Fable 2?


I thought everyone was a honkey

 

[mikecoulter]

She must die, then wait for your son to grow up. Then kill him too.

 

[Gunstar Hero]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

 

[pffh]

You know what must be done
*Hands Gunstar Hero a gun*

 

[Gunstar Hero]

Well, I killed her. I took her upstairs to try and have it out with her, but she kept babbling about how lovely the house was, and how she liked my bushy beard... I dont even have a beard. This ***** is clearly using drugs as well. She's no wife of mine.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I would go turn evil, become fat, as ugly as can be, then go home and have sex with her.

 

[Jandau]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

Oh, is that right? And where were you for the last 10 years? Left her with a kid and ran off adventuring? For all she knew, you were dead and the money she was getting was being paid automatically by your bank accounts. And even if she assumed you were alive, 10 years is a long time. She got lonely, she had needs, and there are no condoms in the world of Fable.

In the end, it's your fault for neglecting your family and if anyone has grounds for a divorce, it's her. In fact, I hope she gets all of your money and assets. Heck, if I were her, I'd have gotten you pronounced dead years ago and taken all the cash for myself.

 

[Gunstar Hero]

Well, if that is the case, I can see her point... However, and this is a big however so..

HOWEVER

If she did indeed get lonely, have needs and so forth, and from such needs sprang a child of mixed race that is fine with me. Just, where the hell is the baby gone that I left her with? This would suggest she has not only cheated on me, but, somehow disposed of my original child and passed her love-child off as my own!

Plus, there are condoms.

The soppy tart has no excuse.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

Oh, is that right? And where were you for the last 10 years? Left her with a kid and ran off adventuring? For all she knew, you were dead and the money she was getting was being paid automatically by your bank accounts. And even if she assumed you were alive, 10 years is a long time. She got lonely, she had needs, and there are no condoms in the world of Fable.

In the end, it's your fault for neglecting your family and if anyone has grounds for a divorce, it's her. In fact, I hope she gets all of your money and assets. Heck, if I were her, I'd have gotten you pronounced dead years ago and taken all the cash for myself.

There are condoms in Albion

 

[The Jono]

There are indeed black people. I came across a few in Oakfield.
Also, the face allocation is random, so you could've ended up with anything.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

Oh, is that right? And where were you for the last 10 years? Left her with a kid and ran off adventuring? For all she knew, you were dead and the money she was getting was being paid automatically by your bank accounts. And even if she assumed you were alive, 10 years is a long time. She got lonely, she had needs, and there are no condoms in the world of Fable.

In the end, it's your fault for neglecting your family and if anyone has grounds for a divorce, it's her. In fact, I hope she gets all of your money and assets. Heck, if I were her, I'd have gotten you pronounced dead years ago and taken all the cash for myself.

Yes there are! Condoms do exist in Fable 2. I dug one up in a forest.

*Realises how stupid that sounds.*

 

[El Poncho]

I killed my wife when she opened the secret door for me with the cottage thing.

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

Oh, is that right? And where were you for the last 10 years? Left her with a kid and ran off adventuring? For all she knew, you were dead and the money she was getting was being paid automatically by your bank accounts. And even if she assumed you were alive, 10 years is a long time. She got lonely, she had needs, and there are no condoms in the world of Fable.

In the end, it's your fault for neglecting your family and if anyone has grounds for a divorce, it's her. In fact, I hope she gets all of your money and assets. Heck, if I were her, I'd have gotten you pronounced dead years ago and taken all the cash for myself.

Yes there are! Condoms do exist in Fable 2. I dug one up in a forest.

*Realises how stupid that sounds.*

Haha, you really need to train your dog better =P

 

[AlexanderAstartes]

It always creeps me out when you dig up a condom:
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=274

 

[KaiRai]

I'd kill her and burn the house, wait can't burn the house.....kill her

seconded XD

 

[Jandau]

I gave her like, 75 gold upkeep as well, and the tart was off putting it about.

Oh, is that right? And where were you for the last 10 years? Left her with a kid and ran off adventuring? For all she knew, you were dead and the money she was getting was being paid automatically by your bank accounts. And even if she assumed you were alive, 10 years is a long time. She got lonely, she had needs, and there are no condoms in the world of Fable.

In the end, it's your fault for neglecting your family and if anyone has grounds for a divorce, it's her. In fact, I hope she gets all of your money and assets. Heck, if I were her, I'd have gotten you pronounced dead years ago and taken all the cash for myself.

Yes there are! Condoms do exist in Fable 2. I dug one up in a forest.

*Realises how stupid that sounds.*

Fair enough, but the neglect charge still stands

And yes, it does sound stupid

 

[A Raging Emo]

...

Two white parents can have a black baby, you know.