Someone has put a hit on you...
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It would probably be somebody at my school, though I'm not entirely sure who. I don't make many enemies to be honest.
I would spend the 30 minutes in preparation by first up calling some friends round for protection, but without telling them I was marked for death so they wouldn't pussy out. I would grab the sharpest knife I could find in my house, and retreat to a visually obscured part of my house away from windows and such (probably my TV room, which is now virtually windowless besides the see through door to the conservatory, where I would situate myself between my friends, never being close to any doors. Of course, if the hitman was one of my friends, I would be screwed...
I would spend the 30 minutes in preparation by first up calling some friends round for protection, but without telling them I was marked for death so they wouldn't pussy out. I would grab the sharpest knife I could find in my house, and retreat to a visually obscured part of my house away from windows and such (probably my TV room, which is now virtually windowless besides the see through door to the conservatory, where I would situate myself between my friends, never being close to any doors. Of course, if the hitman was one of my friends, I would be screwed...
I get to a secure undisclosed location, and then rally my own guys to form a defensive perimeter. We offer the hitman double what he is being paid plus better benefits to join us.
Not sure who though would put it out for me, unless one of my own men is betraying me, or there are a few others I can think of.
Not sure who though would put it out for me, unless one of my own men is betraying me, or there are a few others I can think of.
Oddly, this sounds quite similar to a 'zombie defense' plan.Cpu46 said:
How will your Grandma respond to you being marked for death? She isn't going to offer them cookies or anything when they bust through the door, right?
Well I already know I'm one of many genetically modified fetuses, naturally-born, from a failed super soldier project that was tested on unsuspecting mothers in the early 80's. Our programming, aggressive qualities and motor functions turned out well but we have too many mental defects to be utilized. Symptoms of our instability began showing after puberty and as such none of us we're ever "recruited" into the program. We were left alone and forgotten, until some of us started losing it.
The first episode that I'm aware of is pretty much a national tragedy that marked a new era of fear in American schools. After that I've searched for every other incident that fit the profile. There have been several others that I'm aware of but now I've found something even more disturbing...
Someone has decided we can no longer be left as loose ends. In the past month there have been 129 accidental or unsolved deaths of those born on military bases from january to june of 1982. Records I was able to retrieve indicate there are approximately 7,000 test subjects scattered across the country.
If you have a small circular birthmark on your left temple, it's not a birthmark. It's scarring from the injections. They know who you are. They're coming for you. Get off the grid while you can.
The first episode that I'm aware of is pretty much a national tragedy that marked a new era of fear in American schools. After that I've searched for every other incident that fit the profile. There have been several others that I'm aware of but now I've found something even more disturbing...
Someone has decided we can no longer be left as loose ends. In the past month there have been 129 accidental or unsolved deaths of those born on military bases from january to june of 1982. Records I was able to retrieve indicate there are approximately 7,000 test subjects scattered across the country.
If you have a small circular birthmark on your left temple, it's not a birthmark. It's scarring from the injections. They know who you are. They're coming for you. Get off the grid while you can.
Well, if you pay him first, he's just going to take it, kill you, and then collect the bounty on you. If you do the half-now, half-later thing, he's just going to take the half, kill you, and then get your bounty for the other half (less work). If you decide to pay him any more than half first, and then pay him the rest when he kills the other guy, he's just going to take it, kill you, and then get the bounty on you, which will be more than what you were going to pay him. There's really no way you can pull off what you suggested and be sure you are going to live.Corpse XxX said:
As for me, I suppose I can hide in a closet with a shotgun pointed at the door, and when he opens it, BAM! I don't really know anybody who would put a hit out on me, however.
It would be the government. I know it would.
I would play Slipknot really, really loudly, as I change into a black gi and whip out my katana. I'll kill those bastards and be awesome at the same time.
I would play Slipknot really, really loudly, as I change into a black gi and whip out my katana. I'll kill those bastards and be awesome at the same time.
I'd go to a motel, return for my watch, and find him on the toilet, having left his silenced Uzi on the kitchen counter. Then I'd shoot him
...then I'd get into eight shades of weird shit with a black gangster, a gimp, a hillbilly and a guy named Zed.
Then I'd get a bike and a weird French girlfriend.
...then I'd get into eight shades of weird shit with a black gangster, a gimp, a hillbilly and a guy named Zed.
Then I'd get a bike and a weird French girlfriend.
1. Either some ultra-right organization or some gangstas.
2. Either run like a coward or try to hunt and kill the hitman and whoever hired him. I'd do the latter if I didn't feel much like preserving myself at the moment.
2. Either run like a coward or try to hunt and kill the hitman and whoever hired him. I'd do the latter if I didn't feel much like preserving myself at the moment.
I have mannnny enemies, but I can dissapear from everyones radar in a matter of minutes, so I could go into hiding quite easily.
I'd wait out the thirty minutes. Maybe put up a sign that says "Bring it *****!" in the yard.
I'd over take him with my awesome ninja skills. Then I would call the cops.
I'd over take him with my awesome ninja skills. Then I would call the cops.