dietpeachsnapple said:
Cpu46 said:
yea this is pretty much my "If I'm in any sort of danger that I can't deal with on my own plan"
As for my grandma offering them food, it would make a good distraction while everyone else sneaks behind them with assorted blunt (or quite sharp and pointy) weapons.
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OR!!!!!!
"Grams! I am being hunted down like a dog!"
"Well, then we shall simply have to give those fiends a proper lesson in violence!"
"What?"
"Harold! Get the land mines!"
[from the other rooms]
"Right away dear!"
[you] *gulp*
*They show up*
*bust through the door*
*see your Grams with an AK-47*
"Might I recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God!"
*Unloads on the baddies*
I laughed at this for a while. In all reality it would probably be like this:
*baddies approach house*
*baddies start getting picked off from a distance*
*surviving baddies reach door*
*Surviving baddies open door*
*Surviving baddies piss selves in terror over seeing over 10 people in a 4 foot wide hallway all leveling guns at their head*
*grandma offers them freshly baked cookies
OF PAIN*
*no more baddies*
*family enjoys freshly baked cookies*
