Someone Has to Go

[Beefcakes]

Someone on death row, or someone whose very likely to die in a short amount of time
No use in wasting a life
Even though we aren't sure if the Aliens would kill him/her
Oh wells

 

[Kirkby]

Id tell them to fly around Sunderland and take there pick
Less Mackems we have around the better = P
(In case u cant guess im a geordie)
(In case your from any where but England they are basically two cities that dislike each other)

See, I was gonna suggest the whole of So Solid Crew, but I like your idea better!

Oooo so solid crew is tempting...
Are we sure they only want the one person? Maybe they would like extras

 

[Erana]

Thats easy. I hold a lottery and everyone who wishes to go must buy a ticket.

Makes millions you would.

You know people are crazy and would want to go?

You're a genius.

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I choose a dickhead at school whos pissed me off ever since I moved school in Year 5.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

I'd give them Justin Beiber, and say "He's young and people love him and his bodily changes will be kicking in soon-ish, we hope. So, go nuts!"

Calumon: We wish Mr Beiber the best, and that he doesn't get trampled by Stupid Fangirls.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Id tell them to fly around Sunderland and take there pick
Less Mackems we have around the better = P
(In case u cant guess im a geordie)
(In case your from any where but England they are basically two cities that dislike each other)

See, I was gonna suggest the whole of So Solid Crew, but I like your idea better!

Oooo so solid crew is tempting...
Are we sure they only want the one person? Maybe they would like extras

Having spares couldn't hurt, after all the different 'things' could easily end up breaking their first specimen. It'd almost be rude to provide them with only one victim. Sorry, sorry - subject, not victim. - Edited

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'll give them someone who is dead. You said health doesn't matter, right?

If they can't be dead, I'd give them Bin Laden, just so I can find out where he's been hiding all along.

"News update, Bin Laden was working at a Foot Locker in Idaho."

Oh crap, a profession thread derailer! Silliness aside, WHAT? And the US still couldn't find him, wait it's brilliant! He's hiding on enemy soil while his enemies are still looking for him in mountain caves. Looks like his government training really paid off. Sarcasam and joking aside, what relevance does this have with the original topic?

It doesn't, it's just a continuation of somebody's statement.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Tom Cruise perhaps?

Why would you send him? Add a bit more to your post.

 

[waterhazard]

Michael Moore the fat lying bastard needs to be horrifically destroyed.

 

[Anti Nudist Cupcake]

I would just go looking for a satanist and point em' to him.

Who's gonna miss him?

 

[D34DW1NG]

Geert Wilders

Correct, my friend. Correct.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Glenn Beck and love of the Nazi's

 

[C_sector]

Tom Cruise perhaps?

Why would you send him? Add a bit more to your post.

Because it have parallels with the whole Scientology thing

 

[arsenicCatnip]

There are too many choices. Ugh. Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus, the Octomom, and that Kate ***** from Kate Plus Eight all make the top of my list...

 

[quiet_samurai]

We have to let a highly advanced alien race study one of us or they klll us.... and you guys wanna send the biggest douchbags on the planet as an example??

This is why none of you will run things....

I would send the most intelligent and sexually attractive female we have. Her sacrifice will be for the good of mankind, and it would give them a pretty good impression of us.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Goodbye Mrs. Palin. Maybe she can try shooting wolves from a UFO for a change?

 

[IxionIndustries]

Jack Thompson, just to make sure he doesn't try to do anything else sneaky..

If not that, then Steve Jobs.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

To hell with that, I'd just choose myself. It's almost like deciding who lives and who dies, I can't deal with the guilt of that, so I'd just go myself.

 

[2fish]

Send a lobbyist, we need to send the best liars we have so that they won't keep coming back demanding more people.

"Um...yes we belive there is life in the erm... gamma ray quad four area. Yes three galaxies down and then four to the right. The life forms there may be far more interesting to study. E.T. came from there."

 

[likalaruku]

Bill O'Rilly, the pope, Glenn Beck, the leader & lawyers of the RIAA, Uwe Boll, Micheal Bay, Jack Rhompson, Michael Atkinson, any man who's had 8 kids (only incredibly smart or unbelievably attractive people should pass on that much DNA), all living persons who have ever been CEO of Disney (including Steve Jobs), Robin Williams, Tom Green, Brendan Fraser, the guys who keep putting Sonic & Mario in video games....