Something I saw on The Daily Wh.at...

[steevee]

A scientific calculator, a half drunk bottle of Iced Tea, 2 sheets of A4 paper and a cat. Hmmmm, now, if I was Macgyver that would be a doomsday weapon.

As it is, not so much :L

 

[Mr Shrike]

A desktop fan...

Oh God, I don't wanna die!

 

[Valkyira]

A glass of pepsi.... I'm fucked.

 

[Terminate421]

A full bottle of Coca Cola. and a TV remote.

Bring it on, motherfuckers, I'm ready.

That is by fare the greatest quote ever. of all time.

I also just found a risk board game!

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[child of lileth]

A SNES controller. It could work.

 

[Julianking93]

My phone and a pillow?

Well I'm fucked.

 

[Sazaranthran]

A guitar amp. Could work...ish...

 

[snow]

*Reads the OP, then looks to his left.... He then picks up his laptop and moves to a different location*

AHA! I shall be fighting zombies with a drawer filled with spoons, forks, and knives!

BRING IT!

 

[linwolf]

A lamp, a book and half sandwich.
I am so ready.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

A roll of drawing paper? Son of a...

Calumon: Zombies can't fly, so... I'm cool! ^^

 

[crhoades]

I have a compound bow and three pocket knives, could be worse at least I dont have to fight the hordes with something stupid like a news paper.

 

[silver wolf009]

A latin book. Tua mater est vacca foeda zombies!!

(Your mother is a dirty cow zombies!!)

 

[One Seven One]

A small cup half full of Sprite...

Da__it...

 

[Snowden's Secret]

A wad of A4 printing paper. That's even less effective than marshmallows!

 

[Jark212]

With my left arm, I will punch them into submission...

But the Rifle, M9, .45, and .22 rifle is to the left of my computer...

Ether way I'll be good...

 

[Liam1390]

Well my knife kit is right next to me, so I'm not totally fucked.

 

[martin's a madman]

A ruler, a fork, my school schedule, a pen, a math textbook.

Either the fork or the Math Textbook and I'll win.

 

[JLML]

Depending on the definition of "to your left" it could be 2 knives (real sharp, if a bit short, ones), a Shinai, a TV (the big, heavy, old kind... but pretty small screen =.="), some books, my computer, a wiimote, a lot of random crap or 2 Dumbbells.