What is in a McDonnald's Hamburger?
My guesstimate: One day there was a giant who came upon a herd of wandering cows. These were no ordinary cows, these cows were 10 times the size of an ordinary cow! Their meat would make ambrosia taste like sewage! The cows, upon seeing the giant, asked,"Why are you here, giant? Are you here to grind our bones to make your bread?"
The Giant replied,"NO. I am here to grind your bones to make my BURGERS!" The giant then killed the cows, threw the meat in a dumpster somewhere, then put the bones and semi-vital organs into a blender, grinding them into a pseudo-meat-paste, afterwords molding them into rough patty-shapes, and stapling them between a pair of soggy buns. The Giant later realized that there is a fortune to be made in such mediocre foods and as such opened a restaurant dedicated to the squandering of anything of good taste. THE END
My guesstimate: One day there was a giant who came upon a herd of wandering cows. These were no ordinary cows, these cows were 10 times the size of an ordinary cow! Their meat would make ambrosia taste like sewage! The cows, upon seeing the giant, asked,"Why are you here, giant? Are you here to grind our bones to make your bread?"
The Giant replied,"NO. I am here to grind your bones to make my BURGERS!" The giant then killed the cows, threw the meat in a dumpster somewhere, then put the bones and semi-vital organs into a blender, grinding them into a pseudo-meat-paste, afterwords molding them into rough patty-shapes, and stapling them between a pair of soggy buns. The Giant later realized that there is a fortune to be made in such mediocre foods and as such opened a restaurant dedicated to the squandering of anything of good taste. THE END