Sony: Nintendo Handhelds Aren't for Self-Respecting Adults

Firehound

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Cute, executives think they know what the modern generation wants. Aww... I wonder if they'll pretend to be cool by talking up how 'hip' and 'in' they are next, along with how the 'man' wants you to play the other guy's console.
 

tehannihalator

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AmrasCalmacil said:
Nintendo: We don't want to say anything that could be interpreted as dickish about the NGP.

Sony: UR PLATFURM SUCKS 0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0 GO PLAY WITH UR TOYS

Stay classy, Jack Tretton.
It s like Arby and the Chief!
 

Drake_Dercon

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I will probably never buy anything from Sony for one reason:

It tries far too hard to be top of the line, to do what everyone else already does, only better. It forgets too easily what makes games great.

I've missed some good games because of it, but I can live with that. It's also the same reason that I'm not buying a Kinect.

While neither Microsoft, nor Nintendo are entirely innocent of this, actually my faith in the entire industry has been undermined of late.

Screw it. I'm sticking to Steam and my old GBA. Nobody will tell me different.
 

weirdee

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Nintendo doesn't have to say anything about the NGP. All they have to do is loom over them with their enormous sales figures and wear the biggest, shit eating grin as they look down on Sony.
 

The Funslinger

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Yes, Sony. And your motion peripheral isn't for self-respecting gamers. (I'm not a fanboy, I'm a rounded gamer.)
 

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Sir John the Net Knight said:
rokkolpo said:
Sir John the Net Knight said:
Cue Nintendo vs. Sony fanboy skirmish...
More like every gamer vs. one dick.
Not every gamer is a Nintendo fanboy.

Oh, wait wait wait! Ahem...

TWO HUNDRED AND FOURTY-NINE US DOLLERS!

God, I've been waiting to do that for years.
One does not have to support Nintendo to oppose Trenton here. There is nothing about Sony's crap that makes it any more fragrant than Nintendo's.

I want to sit both their CEOs down and say, "hey, you know what the adults are really playing games on? THEIR CELLPHONES!"
 

crimson5pheonix

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lol what?

I'm currently sitting with a DSi and a psp, the only reason I'm using the psp more right now is because I just got Duodecim. The only games I have for my psp is Dissidia, Dissidia: Duodecim, and FFT: War of the Lions.

I have something like 20 games for my DS.

On a side note: Golbez FTW!
 

Taunta

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"Nintendo handhelds are for children, but Sony handhelds will be for adults, that's why we use children in all our advertisement, whereas Nintendo has people of all ages enjoying their consoles." OKAY GUYS.

Also, fuck yes King Slime doll. Do want.
 

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Joe Doran said:
Trash talking the competition? Sounds like desperation and nervousness to me.
I must agree.
BehattedWanderer said:
Man, that's hilarious. Twice I've heard about the NGP. I couldn't tell you anything about it. I'm an adult. I've been an adult for awhile. I hold myself to a modicum of self respect that quite a few of my peers do not. When I'm on the bus, or a plane, I have a portable system, and it plays games. The DS has been extremely comfortable in my hands, while the PSP's awkward shape and button positioning means I only use it for an hour or so at a time. I'm looking into a 3DS for the games, not because it will be targeted towards adults--speaking of, what does that even mean? It runs excel? It has an intrinsic "My Pr0n" folder? It has higher end graphics so detailed I can't see the difference on it's 4 inch screen? Does it have 5.1 surround sound coming from it's tiny set speaker?

Oh, wait, these are the guys that thought movies on a 4 inch screen was a good idea. You'll forgive me for being more inclined to buy a portable gaming platform for it's ability to play games, instead of shitty movies.
Well said. Frankly I'm getting tired of seeing sony deride other people's products. They even hired a guy for that exclusive purpose. It's disgusting. If you want to counter someone else's product, just keep your mouth shut and make a better product. Talk is cheap and when you call somebody out with nothing to show for yourselves, unimpressive.
 

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I'm sure I an't add much to the 300 before me, but yes, what a tool, just slamming rivals for having a wider scope and selling more, and thinking of it before Sony, who were too busy targeting the cool 18-35 demographic, forgetting that everyone outside that bracket might have cash and want to play stuff, and Nintendo will happily take their money.

Also, format is almost irrelevant, if a game does come out for PSP and DS, does it really matter which one ya have? (Yes I know the PSP is technically more advanced).

Of course this is coming from someone who had a metallic pink cellphone for a while because it was a great price for a great phone, I didn't care that I'd be using something pink, for the cash it'd be saving me.

Same deal with the DS, someone offers me a pink DS for £50 or a silver PSP for £200, I'll take the DS