Sony: Nintendo Handhelds Aren't for Self-Respecting Adults

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"Our view of the 'Game Boy experience' is that it's a great babysitting tool, something young kids do on airplanes, but no self-respecting twenty-something is going to be sitting on an airplane with one of those," Tretton said. "He's too old for that."

*Hides 3DS and SSF4 behind back*
 

robinkom

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CLEVERSLEAZOID said:
Soooo.

My 50 year old father who regularly enjoys playing on his 360 [He's currently slogging through Red Dead Redemption, he loves Westerns haha], doesn't respect himself as an adult because he also likes to play a bit of Proffesor Layton, and likes to do puzzles on his DS?
Your dad sounds awesome, haha. My dad is 62 and hasn't played a video game since "Golf" on the NES a couple decades ago.
 

PinkiePyro

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wow he really said that?! quite the facepalm there..
expply contitering how the DS is king of the handheld kingdom and quite frankly the PSP is utter crap. I have never owned one but the few ppl i have known would often grumble about its lack of games and fragility. also



they need to make their own handheld better before they can even consiter talking smack about other handhelds
 

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RollForInitiative said:
That's odd. I'm a self-respecting adult and I use my DS, DSi, and 3DS plenty. I'm not really following the logic here. I play it in public; in waiting rooms, on airplanes, and similar.
Same here. I have a feeling Tretton was making this face [http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wAfdYyDm77I/TUlA8XdmabI/AAAAAAAAAAM/UNNMASHbn3Y/s1600/TF.jpg] when he was in the interview.

Bullshit. Sony just doesn't have the handheld market and are trying to steer the market towards the more "adult" PSP.
 

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Sir John the Net Knight said:
Cue Nintendo vs. Sony fanboy skirmish...

Edit: I have a query. Tretton says stupid shit and people generally whack at him, which is not really not much a crime as I see it. But when Reggie comes out to bloviate, everyone around here gives him a free pass, although I'd say what Reggie vomit out is usually five times stupider than most of these spin doctors.

Honestly, I probably answered this question with the original post.
I second this.

Even being a nintendo owner myself (including wii, no I don't own an Xbox) Reggie has said some really stupid things.

It reminds me of Nintendo's E3 press conference last year. It was... UGH!!! Normally I just watch Nintendo's stuff to see what they're finally going to do, but I checked out Microsoft and Sony's press conferences for the hell of it.

It was like going from a business meeting to a fucking party! Except that you had to look at the party from the outside since you didn't own a $300 pass to get in.

That being said...


REGGIE SUCKS!!! But seriously, it feels like he's got about as much connection to Nintendo as Shiggy's dog. He always spews nonsense and can't really speak for the company as a whole.
 

Littaly

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He does realize he's throwing heavy insults towards the people that he's trying to sell his products to right?
 

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I am 23 and I will continue to play my DS in public, and I'll up the ante by playing exclusively Pokemon games in it. I don't give a shit what random strangers think of me.

The PSP was an abomination, and I don't see how the NGP will be any different. It's cool, but in the end the DS is better by a pretty wide margin.
 

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It's time for a good old fashioned jerk off.[footnote]That sounds sooooooo wrong.[/footnote]



[HEADING=2]VS[/HEADING]


OT: Yeah...

*continues playing Pokemon and Starfox*

[sub]Moo...[/sub]
 

Charli

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Sony who is behind the steering wheel these days? All I seem to see is a cavalcade of douchebaggery. Just...stop it, really. Stop it, your foot is so far in your mouth your breath is now permanently reeking of socks.
 

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Dick off! I am thoroughly enjoying my Pokemon Black. Screw your PSP, PSP 2000, PSP Go, and um...yeah. If you can't give me good games, then I don't care. Nintendo rules the handheld market and with the beauty of Street Fighter in 3D, nothing your NGP, or NPG, or whatever it is called, will beat it. But I do love my PS3. And my 360. But Sony handheld is awful.
 

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Taerdin said:
Tom Goldman said:
I question how the NGP will somehow magically be "for adults" simply because of its improved internal components.
I think it's because the heavy hitters of Nintendo are all rated E for everyone and kid friendly, whereas most of what are considered the big Sony games are Mature titles which are not kid friendly. Look at the playstation exclusives compared to the Nintendo main franchises.

I'm not saying that older people don't enjoy Nintendo products, they obviously do, but Nintendo games are catered in such a way as to appeal to younger audiences.

Whereas games like Grand Theft Auto, Heavy Rain, etc are not meant for children.

Taerdin said:
Tom Goldman said:
I question how the NGP will somehow magically be "for adults" simply because of its improved internal components.
I think it's because the heavy hitters of Nintendo are all rated E for everyone
Everyone. Think about it. Every-one. E for Everyone.
 

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And then Tretton sealed the deal by announcing the release date and official name for NGP...

Wait, he didn't?

If he is going to have some "fighting talk" like that then he'd better put his money where his mouth is. Anyone can talk shit, WHY is everything to do with the NGP/PSP2 still so unofficial:

-no name
-no release date, not even a target year
-no actual game commitments

So I think Sony should either quit the trash talk or at least swiftly back it up with something tangible. Some actual NEWS!

On Topic of Sony's bashing:
I view the 3DS like the same way GBA was to the Game Boy; a necessary evolution but doomed to obscuritylive in its older brother's shadow.

I see the 3DS as a great maturation of the essential DS design concept but I don't think it will be as successful. Nintendo DS will sell gangbusters, the 3DS is for the "Nintendo core" and is going to likely deliver the best transitions of console games; just like GBA was like an encore for the SNES not just in re-releasing classic SNES games but as a continuum. The 'metroidvania' type side-scrolling games kicked off by Symphony of the Night and Super Metroid was really continued on GBA more than home consoles.


For the record, the lenticular 3D in 3DS IS a gimmick but gimmicks should be seen as neutral, not negative!

3DS really be what many people wanted the DS to be:
-better touch screen (can use a finger)
-wider screen better for FPS games
-focused more to core gamers
-100% support for DL small-cheap-fun games
-better online multiplayer
-greater 3rd party involvement
-more robust 3D engine, it may be little more powerful than PSP but the important thing is it's got enough oomph to render 3D environments without huge compromises.

Predictions:

-regular Nintendo DS (all variants, just like) will remain Nintendo's big bread-winner, it has so many variations in size and utlimately appeals to the broad demographic with something simple and relatively unique.

-3DS will do well but no where near as good as NDS, it will have a core following, get a few classic games and earn its place in the gaming hall of fame.

-3DS will (like the GBA) get a VERY BELATED major upgrade that completely remedies most of the concerns and all of a sudden make it a hugely desirable platform, just like GBA was an evolution of Game Boy but not quite there, the SP revision was what tipped people over and

-People will stop caring about the 3D capability, most will turn it off to save battery power and/or get higher fidelity graphics. I don't think the 3D movie content deals will follow through, due to the lack of content that means the little content there is the investors will demand high prices to guarantee returns. It'll be like 360 face plates. A few games might try being clever with 3D, using the lenticular effect for other means, but 3D requires MULTI INDUSTRY WIDE CONSENSUS! And that ain't gonna happen. This happens EVERY TIME a 3D technology is introduced, the problem is the media won't scale.
 

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This is some serious trollin'.

...Wait, he's serious?

Tretton is clearly just a jealous douche.

Because as we all know, talking smack about rival companies has always worked in this industry.

Also, this is hilarious;

AmrasCalmacil said:
Nintendo: We don't want to say anything that could be interpreted as dickish about the NGP.

Sony: UR PLATFURM SUCKS 0L0L0L0L0L0L0L0 GO PLAY WITH UR TOYS

Stay classy, Jack Tretton.
 

inFAMOUSCowZ

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So having a removable hard-drive is a dumb idea? I love that my 360 can do that, and sad my ps3 cant. Also I hope your reading this Tretton, since Saturday morning I shall own a 3ds. And I will love it. Go ahead and keep your NGP, I dont want it anymore. *Sticks tongue out*