Soul Storage... wait... what?!

[The Lawn]

I had to share this as it just made my day.

Apparently, Americans have nothing better to spend their money on any more.
Dr. David Flintstein has supposedly developed a machine that will "extract" your "soul", and people have been paying for this for almost 5 years.

The best part is is that you can rent other peoples souls...

I have never laughed this hard in my life.

Read more here, http://thesoulstoragecompany.com.


This is why I'm starting to loose faith in humanity.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

This man is a genius!
Making money from having a machine that does NOTHING ecxept make noise and maybe move a bit.

It's like offering a lie detector test and hooking someone up to a toaster!

 

[headshotcatcher]

Pure brilliant man. People who fall for that.... Deserve to be shot>.>

 

[Amnestic]

This man is a genius!
Making money from having a machine that does NOTHING ecxept make noise and maybe move a bit.

It's like offering a lie detector test and hooking someone up to a toaster!

Either a genius who's scamming people for money or an idiot who actually believes it works.

Honestly, at this point it could go either way.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

That's fucking awesome. Such an elaborate scheme, they deserve every cent they make.
EDIT: Checking out the site, I'm thinking it's a movie actually. I mean, there's a TRAILER as a video testimonial.

 

[afaceforradio]

HAHA! Oh my god this has to be the wallet-rape of the century.

EDIT: Oh, turns out it's free. It's somehow not as funny all of a sudden!

 

[Krakyn]

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not, but the guy that they say is a "doctor" is a famous actor. This is obviously a promotion for a movie.

It wouldn't surprise me though...and bunch of people on here thought the True Blood promotional site (American League of Vampires) was real too. Seriously, people. Come on.

 

[lasherman]

Someone call Penn and Teller before that machine drowns someone in Bullshit!

Edit: Whoops never mind, just googled this thing and it's just an upcoming movie, not a real company.

 

[eels05]

Tom Cruise will be in on this action.

 

[theklng]

a few years ago there was this website called we want your soul. the premise of it was a company that wanted to buy your soul for some portion of money relative to how clean your soul was. this site is like the antithesis to that site.

 

[photog212]

Its a promotion site for a movie called "Cold Souls" with Paul Giamatti.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127877/

 

[Destal]

I'm not even sure what to say about that. He is actually making money for doing literally nothing. Unless, he is actually extracting your soul in which case...yikes. This could easily begin the end of the world.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would swear it was all made up. If its not... Then I'm speechless.
Anyway. They did this for nuka cola.

 

[toapat]

BRILLIANT

 

[joystickjunki3]

I'm curious as to how much the scam costs.

 

[The Lawn]

Yeah it is for a movie, I just think the concept is funny.
http://coldsoulsthemovie.com/

 

[Krakyn]

Okay, people are still commenting thinking this is real. Here is a direct link to the movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127877/

Geez.

 

[photog212]

Well, apparently us Americans are really good at spending money on marketing campaigns.

 

[Monocle Man]

This is silly, why pay for someone to remove your soul if the Devil grants wishes in exchange for your soul.

That guy is getting double profit:
-Get money from soul extraction
-Get wish from devil for extracted soul

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not, but the guy that they say is a "doctor" is a famous actor. This is obviously a promotion for a movie.

He is? Then a little logic enters the idea.
A film about an evil company that steals the soul from people that don't know better to power a giant wish machine.

I'd watch it.
EDIT/ Just seen the trailer, no giant wish machine but I'd still watch it.

 

[TheLastCylon]

Isn't this a movie?