Soul Storage... wait... what?!

[Sewblon]

This science is soft enough to spread on Wonder Bread. It is just a promotion for the movie.

 

[Kajt]

This man is a master hustler. A bloody genius.

 

[Xyphon]

What... in...the..... fuck!?

 

[Altorin]

Who ya gonna call?

 

[Woem]

Phu, liches have been storing souls in phylacteries for ages.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"We are very proud to announce that our soul-extracting technology is the basis for a new major motion picture called Cold Souls, starring one of our actual clients, Paul Giamatti!"

It's a friggan' advertisement for a movie. Calm down.