Soul Storage... wait... what?!

[Snotnarok]

I extract souls all the time with my soul cube, its handy for when I run out of health because I just launch it at any demons and it drains their health into me.

 

[Dahemo]

It's a film viral, oh dear guys, come on. Paul Giamatti is in it, the secretary on the careers page and in the "video testimonial" (aka trailer) is from 8 Simple Rules, and the trailer isn't even pretending to be a testimonial.

Research please...

 

[afaceforradio]

Okay, people are still commenting thinking this is real. Here is a direct link to the movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1127877/

Geez.

Hehe. How embarrassing

 

[DigitalSushi]

I had to share this as it just made my day.

Apparently, Americans have nothing better to spend their money on any more.
Dr. David Flintstein has supposedly developed a machine that will "extract" your "soul", and people have been paying for this for almost 5 years.

The best part is is that you can rent other peoples souls...

I have never laughed this hard in my life.

Read more here, http://thesoulstoragecompany.com.


This is why I'm starting to loose faith in humanity.

I'd like to welcome you to viral marketing.

Say hello to The Lawn viral marketing, he's been promoting what you was designed to do.
ViralMarketing "thanks The Lawn, I appreciate all the help"

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Yes, let's make big expensive soul-storing machines while children die in other countries of starvation and many can't eat in the poorer districts of the country.

This is why I hate capitalism.

*cough* Sorry, I'm trying to keep from screaming "bullshit" so loud that people on the other side of the world wake up.

 

[keepstherainoff]

Bah, I was expecting some lulz when I asked them about the technical details of the "biochemistry too complex to explain to a layman". Touche Internets, touche.

 

[afaceforradio]

I guess if it sells the movie then why not eh?

 

[Chiefmon]

Is it a soul bank? Now instead of selling your soul directly, you can write a check!

 

[Gerazzi]

Yes, let's make big expensive soul-storing machines while children die in other countries of starvation and many can't eat in the poorer districts of the country.

This is why I hate capitalism.

*cough* Sorry, I'm trying to keep from screaming "bullshit" so loud that people on the other side of the world wake up.

For god's sake, it's a movie.

But I suppose it can be said about DVD rewinders.

 

[Datalord]

by the way does anyone want to buy my soul?

 

[RanD00M]

Well Paul Giamati is in the "What Our Clients Are Saying" area so i think this is just a hoax or a publicity stunt for a movie or something.

 

[Spacewolf]

This man is a genius!
Making money from having a machine that does NOTHING ecxept make noise and maybe move a bit.

It's like offering a lie detector test and hooking someone up to a toaster!

that would be about as useful as a lie detectors as poly graphs are notoriously unreliable so much so they carnt be used as evidence in court

 

[ender214]

Say hello to viral marketing...it's for a movie...

However, this thread has fairly effectively shown how many people post without reading previous posts by other people, seeing that some people still think its an brilliant scam despite the fact that the 7th post gave some fairly convincing evidence and the 8th and 11th posts actually confirmed it...

 

[jj90]

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not, but the guy that they say is a "doctor" is a famous actor. This is obviously a promotion for a movie.

this is a movie promotion, for the movie, 'cold souls'. haha all you that thought this was real?

dam need to get out more hahha

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Pseudoplacebomana

This is where I call the bullsh*t line for anything scientific they were saying.

Fake-Sugar-Pill-Energy

That is obviously not a made up drug that they also want you to buy to further there money making scheme.

And if we do have a soul, it's energy. There is no way they can crystalize pure energy.

And a quick Google confirms this is the only site to ever say that word.

Edit:

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not, but the guy that they say is a "doctor" is a famous actor. This is obviously a promotion for a movie.

this is a movie promotion, for the movie, 'cold souls'. haha all you that thought this was real?

dam need to get out more hahha

Awwwwww...

 

[Vivaldi]

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not, but the guy that they say is a "doctor" is a famous actor. This is obviously a promotion for a movie.

It wouldn't surprise me though...and bunch of people on here thought the True Blood promotional site (American League of Vampires) was real too. Seriously, people. Come on.

Yeah this guy is right.

This is a promotional for Paul Giomotti's new film.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

I sold mine, or maybe it just ejected itself from my body.

Either way mine is not for rent or storage. Gratz to this guy though.

EDIT: Trailer anywhere?

 

[geldonyetich]

I love the food coloring in clear liquid soul catalog.

 

[manaman]

eHH... Err you all realize this is viral advertising right? It is an add for a movie. As in not real. As in it does not exist and is a plot for a movie that they want spread around the internet so people do see it when it comes out in theaters.

Edit: I see that some have realized this fact upon more reading of this thread, please ignore my silly post.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Yay for viral advertising, I love it so much, if only to laugh at the people who fall for it.