South Carolina Senator Wants Swearing Outlawed

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

"Hello citizen, we are performing a random door-to-door check to make sure that you and your wife aren't trying any unlawful sexual positions..."

Hey, I'd take that duty. Ah, the sacrifices to make for the law...

 

[John Stalvern]

I want a judge from the supreme court to drive to this guy's house and just stare at him with a look of utter disappointment in his eyes.