Spain Won. Goddamn Octopus Right Again

[rokkolpo]

The octopus is secretly the flying spaghetti monster!
who is incidently spanish.

well yeah it was a good game with equally good teams. took em two bloody hours to score!
they both had an incredible amount of chances, and both had enough yellow cards to make.....

this.

 

[Dexiro]

FUCK THE OCTOPUS! NETHERLANDS SHOULD HAVE WON. NOT THE BUCKET OF GREASE THAT IS SPAIN. DIVING IS NOT FOOTBALL.

1. It's Soccer, not football.

No it's definitely football ;D Silly Americans

 

[Neurowaste]

Not the most exciting match i've seen but to the Octopus, thank you, you earned me $50 and helped my spanish pride, now excuse me while me and my family get wasted and scare the crap out of our American neighbors!

 

[D_987]

A few seconds ago Spain won the World Cup. To those who don't give a shit about football, an octopus apparently correctly predicted the outcome of every single match in the World Cup, including this last one.

Bullshit.

It predicted the results of all of Germany's matches, third place and the final - a significantly less amount than the 64 matches in the world cup...

 

[Beryl77]

Noooo damn you Iniesta! Oh well they deserve it, Spain played mostly really good in this world cup but still, why Iniesta why did you do that just a few minutes befor the end.
Oh that stupid octopus is a big lucker.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

I don't know why anyone would have bet against Cthulu's cousin's pick.

 

[AndyFromMonday]

A few seconds ago Spain won the World Cup. To those who don't give a shit about football, an octopus apparently correctly predicted the outcome of every single match in the World Cup, including this last one.

Bullshit.

It predicted the results of all of Germany's matches and the final - a significantly less amount than the 64 matches in the world cup...

I wasn't informed which is why I put the "apparently" in there.

 

[D_987]

I wasn't informed which is why I put the "apparently" in there.

You still give those that don't know the wrong impression, a simple Google search would have likely sufficed.

 

[Ranooth]

Right team, we're gunna go steal us a very special octopus and make millions in bets!!

Who wants to be the demolition expert?

 

[Lake Deuteronomy]

Hang on, does anyone realise we now have a psychic cephalopod... no one tell Adrian Veidt!

DIVING IS NOT FOOTBALL.

Neither is flying studs to the chest, ankle taps, and blatant dissent, but hey, 'thems the breaks'

 

[ProtoChimp]

All hail the octopus for he is the only one.

 

[DrEmo]

FUCK THE OCTOPUS! NETHERLANDS SHOULD HAVE WON. NOT THE BUCKET OF GREASE THAT IS SPAIN. DIVING IS NOT FOOTBALL.

1. It's Soccer, not football.

No it's definitely football ;D Silly Americans

Then we'll settle on a universal term for it.
"Ballkick theater"

There; it sums the whole game up in two simple, easy to remember words.

 

[The_Healer]

I think we should award the Spanish team with some Oscars as well. I haven't seen so many people fall over since I watched the blind people's skipping world champs.

 

[duchaked]

mm I wasn't really rooting for either team

but overall the entire thing has been pretty epic I'll admit

Good job octopus. Good job Spain! Exciting time while watching it.

I predicted the score right <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.211198-World-Cup-Final-Your-Predictions#7144625>here

haha nice...

I heard the octopus is german and after spain beat germany many german people wanted to eat it.

lol yeah I heard that one too

 

[Burningsok]

no no, we must worship this unique specimen of octopuses.

Oh and just throwing out some advice...

 

[Andsre]

Hey octopus, who will "win" the war in Afghanistan?

"ERRRRRR!!!! Divided by zero error!"

Great, now you broke it!

 

[Sonicron]

Doesn't matter that Paul rightly predicted our defeat in the semi-finals, I still vote to keep him out of the kitchen. That octopus is weirdly amazing, and no-one should ever serve him up on a platter. Never, I say!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Being an old-fashioned Lord, and therefore immensely jingoistic, I was hoping for the failure of all Spanish/Portuguese-speaking countries (mainly South America and Spain). The fact that Spain, of all countries, persevered has aggravated me quite a lot.

Of course, this octopus needs culling before people start thinking it's anything but lucky, or a fraud of some sort.

 

[MKScorpion]

Yeah seriously, what's up with that?

 

[AndyFromMonday]

I wasn't informed which is why I put the "apparently" in there.

You still give those that don't know the wrong impression, a simple Google search would have likely sufficed.

Fix'd