Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun
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But look, she's planning to donate 10% of the proceeds to ending world hunger and another 10% to research. Presumably to find the cure for being stupid.
I claim ownership of Space. Now to get Gene Roddenberry back from the grave to pay me royalties....
I claim ownership of Space. Now to get Gene Roddenberry back from the grave to pay me royalties....
This is the funniest thing I've read all day.
I should charge that woman a stupid tax, or better yet, a breathing tax. For every molecule of air she breathes in, she owes me a dollar for each molecule inhaled. I thought of it first, so she better start paying up. Best thing is, I don't have to go outside while the sun's out; she has to breath 24/7.
With my breathing tax, I shall now decide on how many diamond yachts I shall buy.
I should charge that woman a stupid tax, or better yet, a breathing tax. For every molecule of air she breathes in, she owes me a dollar for each molecule inhaled. I thought of it first, so she better start paying up. Best thing is, I don't have to go outside while the sun's out; she has to breath 24/7.
With my breathing tax, I shall now decide on how many diamond yachts I shall buy.
*spits out soda*
I challenge her claim! finally I get to put operation sunwar into effect! haha! NASA called me crazy! the soviets called me crazy! the salvation army called me crazy! but finaly! I have an opportunity to CONQUER THE SUN! you see, I was disheartened when I first made plans to conquer the sun because, well, I couldnt conquer it from anybody. but now! oh-ho-ho, this senora is in for a world of hurt!
I challenge her claim! finally I get to put operation sunwar into effect! haha! NASA called me crazy! the soviets called me crazy! the salvation army called me crazy! but finaly! I have an opportunity to CONQUER THE SUN! you see, I was disheartened when I first made plans to conquer the sun because, well, I couldnt conquer it from anybody. but now! oh-ho-ho, this senora is in for a world of hurt!
I believe they'll have to start employing special "Solar Repo Men." Start running!Treeinthewoods said:
K then, I'll just write myself a receipt for ownership of the universe and demand an existence tax. All the proceeds will go to building the world's biggest water slide.
This lady stole my idea!
I was talking about doing exactly this just a few months ago, I kid you not.
I was talking about doing exactly this just a few months ago, I kid you not.
The first thing that sprang to mind when I saw this news article (actually, a translated version) was: Why is this a published news story?
Then I remembered that most news outlets are in it for pageviews. Who cares if it's not noteworthy or has any effect on anything in the world? If it's sensational enough, people will click through.
Then I remembered that most news outlets are in it for pageviews. Who cares if it's not noteworthy or has any effect on anything in the world? If it's sensational enough, people will click through.
I never asked to use her sun, it's always getting in my eyes and being annoying, forcing itself on ordinary citezens, what is she going to do if we don't pay, take the sun away? I think we need to send over over so she can personally enjoy her property.
If she can claim the Sun, then i'll claim something better: God. Everyone who worships Him now owe me cash. 
We're all gamers here, we don't need no stinking sun. Let's all stay inside and if we ever have to go outside, we'll bundle up and wear sunglasses so that no part of the sun will touch us. Through that, we are not using the sun. We can go out at night too, f**k the sun!starhaven said:
I propose that we form a raiding party, walk over to Spain, pillage, and claim the sun in the name of the internets. All in favour state so in an obvious LotR reference!