Square Enix Wants Final Fantasy VII Spin-Off on 3DS

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Daystar Clarion said:
So instead of remaking something with great character development, good music and a great story, they'll make another shitty spinoff full of pseudo-intellectual bullshit and terribly angsty lady boys. Great.
Ding! 500 points to Daystar!
 

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I'll say it once and I'll say it again. Had they started the remake when the rumors were first started they would be finished by now and could start building their Scrooge McDuck money bin. I mean FFXIII wasn't the best received and that sold 5 million in a few months.

Anyway, hopefully it won't have any '4 years later' moments like Crisis Core. I actually really enjoyed Crisis Core for what it was till we got to the STUPID revelations. What, Zack and co were down there for 4 years? That. Does. NOT. Make. Sense. God. Dammit.
 

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They are dangling the carrot in front of our face once more. . . but yes I would totally buy before crisis on the 3ds. Who wouldn't want to play as a turk.
 

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Listen up you sons a bitches. I have bought Dirge, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, and even that god awful fighter on the PSP. Each game felt like mild rape. Now either you give me a remake of FF7, 8, or even 9, or I for one will never buy another Final Fantasy game again. Then again after 13 I don't want to really play one anyway.
 

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Thomas Guy said:
Listen up you sons a bitches. I have bought Dirge, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, and even that god awful fighter on the PSP. Each game felt like mild rape. Now either you give me a remake of FF7, 8, or even 9, or I for one will never buy another Final Fantasy game again. Then again after 13 I don't want to really play one anyway.
Oh sweet I've been looking for an excuse to post this



That sums up my feelings on the situation.

And really escapist your big send up to Nomura and Kitase is that the latter produced FFXIII and the former directs KH.

How about this?

Kitase was FFVII's director and Nomura was FFVII's Original Story/Scenario guy, ya know, things that are actually RELEVANT to the news topic.
 

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twaddle said:
oranger said:
hazabaza1 said:
Wait, is that Cloud using a gun?
A sensible weapon?
BLASPHEMY
I'm gonna burn in hell for this..but...the point of cloud using a sword (at least in clouds' case) was that he was waaay stronger than the amount of force a bullet could produce.

I wanted to like ff7 soo much, but it was just so bad...
actually you should make a place for me too there 4 what i'm gonna say. The fact is every person using a sword in shinra was juiced up on Jenova steroids, Especially clouds over juiced ass having so much of the steroid abuse that he actually went comatose for a while and was psychotic as well. I like final fantasy 7 and i enjoy the character nostalgia in kingdom hearts but i've pretty much moved on and unless they plan to remake the original in a completely different format of game play, i don't wanna here a nother bloody thing about it. I wanted Before Crisis because i want to know the story but i went online and read the story and watched gameplay video nearly 6 years ago. Stop fucking with my head square and just finish the only final fantasy game i have been waiting for: VS 13. (never gave a shit about 13 and probably never will play it)
Personally I'd like to see an ff6 remake/spinoff, with a little of ff tactics' "dispatch" system for good measure. (for all those characters you don't use...I mean, sure most of them were interesting, but you only really had a core group of 6 or so. At least I did.)
I'd LOVE to know what happened to Daryl, and perhaps see some more depth with the magicite system. Maybe a story about somebody discovering the remains of the abandoned magitek facility?
Those magic batteries have gotta have some charge in 'em, being part of kefka's tower/throne after all.
 

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I'd be interested in it simply because Before Crisis was just widely accepted as the one you would never get to play. That said however this better not devolve into a remake of FFVII on the 3DS... I will be a very unhappy fanboy if I don't get my HD remake!
 

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MrBrightside919 said:
Dear god in heaven, when will square let FFVII sleep it's big sleep? They've pretty much taken their seventh game from their RPG franchise and turned it into it's own franchise, because people will buy anything with the words FFVII on it (like that animated abortion that was Advent Children)...

They are just going to keep beating that game till there is nothing left but the bones of a chocobo...
This is basically what I came to say, so I won't beat a dead horse here. *glares at Square-Enix*

At least we haven't had a Final Fantasy VII-2 featuring Yuffie.
Don't give them any ideas!
 

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ANOTHER FF7 Spin-off?? Really???

Dirge of Cerberus was one of the absolute worst games I have ever played (barely competent in technical terms, I'm speaking mostly of the beyond-retarded story).
Advent Children was just as bad for story (protip; recurring villains always lose their menace vs those that stay dead), and while the fight scenes were impressive to watch, I never once felt any dramatic tension because I knew they couldn't kill off or significantly harm any of these characters.

That, and it forever turned FF7 from a Cyberpunk-esque story with believable characters (well, mostly. There were the stereotypes too...) into Dragonball Z.

It's the reason I had mixed feelings about Crisis Core; Zack was probably the best-written character in the series. On the other hand, we are also forced to accept this (most stupidly named child ever) "Genesis" incident as canon because the writers had to shoehorn a generic villain into the story somehow...and it doesn't fit in anywhere within the original FF7 plotline because of this!
It didn't help that the gameplay was totally fucking bland; and it had such tremendous promise too!

And now they want to butcher some more lore. Well Squeenix, you already raped the story sideways in my eyes by pandering to the Magic Karate Show crowd, might as well throw some more Out of Place Wacky Plot out there in your quest for fan-service cash.
So lets get ready for another entry wherein your character is a total badass in the cutscenes, but can barely wipe their own ass in actual gameplay.
 

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Why don't they just focus on making a FF that don't suck as much as their last 4 attempts?. FF7 was one of my favorite titles but with all the spinoff movies and games it is seriously starting to get lower on my list.

God, how a high and mighty franchise been reduced to scraping on the remains of its former glory in order to squeeze out any sort of profit out of it.
 

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Thomas Guy said:
Listen up you sons a bitches. I have bought Dirge, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, and even that god awful fighter on the PSP. Each game felt like mild rape. Now either you give me a remake of FF7, 8, or even 9, or I for one will never buy another Final Fantasy game again. Then again after 13 I don't want to really play one anyway.
While i agree that I would love a 8 and 9 remake, Dissidia was allright at best, 2 might be better.
 

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Thomas Guy said:
Listen up you sons a bitches. I have bought Dirge, Crisis Core, Before Crisis, and even that god awful fighter on the PSP. Each game felt like mild rape. Now either you give me a remake of FF7, 8, or even 9, or I for one will never buy another Final Fantasy game again. Then again after 13 I don't want to really play one anyway.
This post makes me feel all warm and buttery
 

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hazabaza1 said:
Wait, is that Cloud using a gun?
A sensible weapon?
BLASPHEMY
Remeber, cloud started out as a punk ***** that didn't make soldier er um "million year old spoiler alert"
 

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hyperdrachen said:
hazabaza1 said:
Wait, is that Cloud using a gun?
A sensible weapon?
BLASPHEMY
Remeber, cloud started out as a punk ***** that didn't make soldier er um "million year old spoiler alert"
As I said to the last guy who "corrected" me, it was a joke.