Star Trek: Captains Log

[ImSkeletor]

Day crap: I came home for a day. My house was just ash.

 

[Disaster Button]

Yesterday: I think we fell into a timewarp, at least I can turn the oven off finally.

 

[ImSkeletor]

HoliDAY: How many freakin time warps are there. We ran into 3 in the last week

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Tomorrow: I turned the oven off yesterday, after finding it on today.

 

[Scde2]

Gay: Nice weather we're having out here in space.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day Day: I think I might have caused a paradox, I seem to be flying my ship through jelly right now heading towards a giant sinkhole. Damn timewarps.

 

[Scde2]

Hay: I think I saw Elvis floating around.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day orange: Wait was that jim Morrison?

 

[Scde2]

Bay: I saw a Klingon pirate ship trying to blow up a yacht, I thought what the hell and decided to help them out.

 

[Disaster Button]

Salvation Day: Not to worry, Sally Struthers jammed up the sinkhole so nothing is going anywhere. I am now off to explore the space around us, it tastes like raspberry.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Kay: We got a lot of freakin loot from that yacht then we robbed the Klingon ship.

 

[Scde2]

May: Out of toilet paper...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Towel day. DON'T PANIC!

 

[Scde2]

Day: Came across Sally Struthers stuck in a sinkhole...decided to leave her there...maybe I could send Rob Reiner to her...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: day Nintendo 64- saw a star gate today but couldn't find Kurt Russel to see what's on other side.

 

[Scde2]

Day IX: Saw Darth Vader's ship spinning around...

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: date day. going out clubing tonight my phasers are set to stun! *disco music playes*

 

[Scde2]

Day: Could someone answer that damn phone!

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: need to by more make up wait I A MAN!

 

[Scde2]

Day: Yeah, I want to order a pizza, half with everything and half with cheese...alright thanks.