Star Trek: Captains Log

[sky14kemea]

May day: Everyone around here is acting really strange, they keep messing with the days on the Log as well.... Oh man they did it to this one too!

 

[Scde2]

2 days before the day after tomorrow: Damn, where the hell did I put my audio journal.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: apparently we are in space so PIGS IN SPACE

 

[LordMoose]

Captain's Log, Star date... Uhh, i dunno. The last time the borg attack they lodged my calender in the head chef's sternum. It sucked. Guy owed me 30 creds too. We're going to go meet a new race, here's hoping for hot women.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Day or is it night I can't tell with space. today we were attacked by

Spoiler: space birds with sticks

The horror.

 

[Scde2]

Today: I saw the most shocking thing right now

Spoiler: We need to stop this while we still can!

 

[ImSkeletor]

killday:The borg attacked again. aparently they assimilated planet cat

 

[Scde2]

D-Day: Saw Sally Struthers again...Apparantly she got free and now controls the food supply on a nearby planet

Spoiler: run for your life

 

[ImSkeletor]

B-Day: met Picard today. it twas awesome

 

[brtshstel]

Captain's Log, Stardate 8627.5: I have woken up with a massive hangover, and I'm in the doghouse with Starfleet Command because I vomited all over myself while the channel was open and the Admiral of the Delta Fleet was giving us our assignment.

One thing is certain. Never challenge a medical hologram to a drinking contest. Ever. You will lose.

 

[Scde2]

Day 352: Got in an argument with Captain Picard...

Spoiler: ass

 

[ImSkeletor]

day fever: Picard left today.

 

[Scde2]

Day 4XX: The new crew member is being a pain in the ass!

Spoiler: What do they teach at the Academy?!

ps: it's funny how AUDIO logs can have pictures on it...

 

[ImSkeletor]

Dayhell:The new crew member got a chemical burn on his face that will never heal. It was the funniest thing ever

 

[Scde2]

Green Day 2: Met a crazy psyco today...He just started to shout...

Spoiler: Kahn!

 

[ImSkeletor]

Orange day 2: shot the psycho in the back of the head

 

[Scde2]

Day 60+3: Met with the Vulcan President today

Spoiler

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day bannana 2: killed the vulcan president for being stupid.

 

[Scde2]

Day 36343737: I got some today!

Spoiler: Yes I did!

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day far: turns out she was a he