Captains Log, Stardate 4296.9: We have gone to the convenience store space station to pick up four kegs of beer, several bags of snacks, and then routed to the Best Buy to pick up a new set of sub woofers. The only problem is when the guests arrived, we realize we have forgotten a tap for the kegs.
We had Mr. LaForge try and make one out of the few conduit parts we stole from that Borg cube we fought last week. Unfortunately it has become a nuisance and as assimilated part of our engineering crew. Starfleet Command is going to have my Locutus-of-Borg-ass on a platter.