Stereotype yourself!
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Naw mate, I dinnae play they bag-pipes or wear a feckin kilt. Fuck off doon tae England ya wee fuckers.
It's fun to be aggressive...
It's fun to be aggressive...
So yo, I was sittin in my beach house, readin the webz brah, when I saw this page. But then, I got bored, so me n my bros all went to the beach, and took off our shirts, showin our abs. We screamed "YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE" then we got in my ride n fistpumped all the way home
That is the best one at the moment. I so wished i came up with this... Well i am part mexican lets see if i can up with anything with that.Queen Michael said:
As a mexican (that lives in Sweden for the record) there is no better thing then coming back home from the job as a garderner and drink some tequilla and taking a siesta. And it gets really hot with my poncho and sombrero.
That was the best i could come up with....
Well I'm a fourteen year old girl so I obviously like Justain Bieber...
Yay...
[sub]I hate my stereotype...[/sub]
Edit: I also spend my time shoe and clothes shopping with my 'girlfreinds' and I'm blonde some I'm obviously dumb.
Yay...
[sub]I hate my stereotype...[/sub]
Edit: I also spend my time shoe and clothes shopping with my 'girlfreinds' and I'm blonde some I'm obviously dumb.
Bear cavalry. said it all!Kollega said:
Perhaps even my tremendous warmachine would not want to go against a bear cavalry in the snow.Asehujiko said:
History teaches...
Danish which means I am constantly drunk and unlike what you're told by Shakespeare no one can out drink us. We are also closed minded racists with an outrageously high standard of living.
If I had to stereotype me specifically: I am a schizo and thus a psycho and sociopath. Attending University studying Danish and Norse, which means I am probably a homosexual. I've never had a girlfriend which again suggests that I am a homosexual. I hate vegetarians and love vegans, while still loving meat myself, which means I hate hypocrisy, but kinda is a hypocrite.
If I had to stereotype me specifically: I am a schizo and thus a psycho and sociopath. Attending University studying Danish and Norse, which means I am probably a homosexual. I've never had a girlfriend which again suggests that I am a homosexual. I hate vegetarians and love vegans, while still loving meat myself, which means I hate hypocrisy, but kinda is a hypocrite.
Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?
Believe me, I have no envy for your generation.Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon said:
Well yah see here, being up in the farmin country haint that bad. Weel take this har example, I was just on my porch, sipping my lemon dring and shucking mah corn while my houd doggies started barking at some queer-o-sexuals walking down the road. So I tuk it upony my self to start calling em out. and spitting my sunflower shell's at 'em. So they still dunt go away so I have to head out now and round me up a good 'ol fashioned lynchin mob. But not before I drag 'em around on my here harvester
(God I feel filthy typing that, worst part is that there are ACTUAL people like this where I live)
(God I feel filthy typing that, worst part is that there are ACTUAL people like this where I live)
Nobody does... Nobody.Crystalite said:
OMGOMGOMGOMG!
Justain Bieber! *screams*
Is what I have to live with...
Oh yes, I also like twilight....
*twitches*
i'm sitting on my snow mobile, wearing a touque and drinking tasty beer kept cold by the freezing temperatures in summer. I'm also complaining about the government, eating a doughnut from "Tim Hortons" and celebrating the fact that Sydney Crosby lead us to gold against the Americans in the only sport that matters.
Eh.
Eh.
Well... I'm quite good at studying stuff at school, i watch anime and read manga, i play a lot of video games, and hang around the internet quite a lot.I play Magic: the gathering and D&D often. I have glasses. So i guess I'm a geeky white guy?
Also, I live in Estonia. So two opinions:
1) I don't exist, no-one has ever heard of me.
2)I waited 3 hours in the line for the Internet to post this, i get confused when phones don't have wires, and a new interesting show called "Miami Vice" has just appeared in my 10" TV. I speak with a Russian accent, and to get warm i burn wood in my apartment. With 10 bucks you could become the president of my country and buy every single company.
Can't really come up with anything else here, just trying to get the "formerly occupied by the USSR" stereotype.
But seriously, like every 7-year-old kid has a cellphone and a killer PC.
Also, this thread is nice. The best posts so far were made by Icyneesan and QeenMichael.
Also, I live in Estonia. So two opinions:
1) I don't exist, no-one has ever heard of me.
2)I waited 3 hours in the line for the Internet to post this, i get confused when phones don't have wires, and a new interesting show called "Miami Vice" has just appeared in my 10" TV. I speak with a Russian accent, and to get warm i burn wood in my apartment. With 10 bucks you could become the president of my country and buy every single company.
Can't really come up with anything else here, just trying to get the "formerly occupied by the USSR" stereotype.
But seriously, like every 7-year-old kid has a cellphone and a killer PC.
Also, this thread is nice. The best posts so far were made by Icyneesan and QeenMichael.
Okay, here's mine for my home state (because the OP already did the country in general perfectly):
I am very supportive of gay rights in reality. Just a Texas stereotype.
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I am very supportive of gay rights in reality. Just a Texas stereotype.
I'll give this a shot.
As a metalhead gamer, I try not to buy into stereotypes as they are just a corperate tool *reaches for some vodka delivered by a groupie cosplaying Asuka from Evangelion*. All I want to do is bring my music to the masses and share an experience with my fans *Looks out at the litterally dozen people who have heard of me, all looking like me (cause we hate conforming to corperate shit) and reading various satanic books*.
Of course, after the show tonight, I plan on have premarital sex with dozens of women without reguard to disease or marital status, then play some dnd and probably convince that group from earlier to commit suicide or blow up a government building, cause that is what it is all about.
Like that?
As a metalhead gamer, I try not to buy into stereotypes as they are just a corperate tool *reaches for some vodka delivered by a groupie cosplaying Asuka from Evangelion*. All I want to do is bring my music to the masses and share an experience with my fans *Looks out at the litterally dozen people who have heard of me, all looking like me (cause we hate conforming to corperate shit) and reading various satanic books*.
Of course, after the show tonight, I plan on have premarital sex with dozens of women without reguard to disease or marital status, then play some dnd and probably convince that group from earlier to commit suicide or blow up a government building, cause that is what it is all about.
Like that?
Oh, come on, not EVERY stereotype involves drunks. Except Russian. And Irish. And Mexican. And Danish. And my own... wait, maybe you're on to something there.Crystalite said: