Stereotype yourself!

[WiMoTj]

I hope I don't get eaten by a polar bear whilst writing this, I've got meatballs to make. I also need to get all the snow of the road so all the swim-suit models named Inga can get home in their Volvos. It's pretty cold here because all of us are nudists and it always snows here.
Then I have to go to IKEA on my moose.

(Sweden)

 

[Sjakie]

I walk in my wooden shoes to the dairy farm to milk my cows and get ready for a day full of cheesewheel making and singing schlager songs while doing it and some folkdancing in my wooden shoes after my hard workday.

...but in reality im a anti-social-loner-computernerd!

 

[IronStorm9]

Nerdy Jew. that is all.

 

[Vilcus]

I'm Canadian so I can't stay very long as I need to go feed and groom my polar bear. I also need to rebuild my igloo because the warm season came (anything above -30 degrees Celcius), and ruined the frosting effect on it. This is all worth it because my beer stays perpetually cold, and I can always enjoy a cold one... even if my lips freeze to the bottle every time. Also I'm sorry if I took your time away from the important things in your life, I just wanted to share something with the people of the internet. Again, I'm sorry.

 

[WiMoTj]

Lazy/Canadian/Otaku/Musician
Kinda weird, eh?

Scott? Scott Pilgrim? Is it really you?! O_O

(Just kidding. )

 

[lomylithruldor]

M'a faire mon post en français, pcq je suis pas un criss de loser d'anglais, tabarnak. Osti que j'aime ça toute décrisser le centre-ville de Montréal quand y'a une game de hockey! Que les Canadiens gagnent ou perdent, je m'en tabarnak, ce qui est important, c'est de toute péter.

Comme les autres étudiants du Vieux-Montréal, la seule chose que je veux faire dans vie c'est fumer du pot pis faire des manifestations inutiles.

Je suis QUÉBECOIS! Pis que le reste du Canada mange de la marde! Par contre, met qu'on me pose la question officiellement si je veux me séparer du Canada, m'a chier dans mes culottes pis m'a voter NON!

(Instant translation:
I'll write this post un french because I'm not a loser that talks english. I really love to destroy Montreal's downtown after a hockey game! That the Canadians lose or win, it doesn't matter. What's important is that I break everything.

Like other students from Vieux-Montréal's CÉGEP, the only thing I want to do is to smoke weed and start useless protests.

I am a QUEBECER! I don't care about the rest of Canada! But if I'm officially asked the question if I want Quebec to be seperated from Canada, I'll be afraid and I'll vote NO!)

PS: I really hate that stereotype.

 

[Parallel Streaks]

This afternoon I must take my bowler hat to the dry-cleaners

The sad thing is, I actually do own a bowler hat.

Pip pip old chap, no need to get down and out, just keep a stiff-upper lip and eat your scone, and I hope you pronounce Scone the correct way, unlike those HEATHENS in the North! (Of which I am one..)

 

[Nukarama]

Criminally Insane Irishman.

 

[Tical Tiberian]

Yeah Nah. I got me this grouse new swan-dri the other day, real flash, but I'll have to clean the sheep dung off me gumboots, and wash me stubbies before i head off to the big smoke across the ditch to look for a job. I'll be sure to turn the lights off if I'm the last one to leave, I hope they have rugby over there.

In reality I'm a Hip-Hopping Otaku Stoner, thank god for globalization.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Here I sit, sneering at the cultural inferiority of every post in this thread so far.
All the while, one hand strays to bring greasy chunks of some over-hung pork that has been smoked to the point of being carcinogenic at ten paces to my mouth. The other hand journeys down the back of my trousers to tousle the forest of hair adorning my buttocks.

Behind me hangs a series of posters: a Hungarian flag, the Árpád Sáv and an Arrow Cross. A vaguely xenophobic variation of polka blares from the radio, and the walls are covered with grime and flies.
A pig walks contentedly through the room, and I pause in my laughter to toss half a brick from the window and a vaguely Jewish-looking passerby. Because the Zionists are stealing our water. The Treaty of Versailles is also bad, despite having happened almost a hundred years ago.



Ahem. I was born in Hungary, and you can probably see that I hate the place with unrivalled passion. I hope I don't get banned or anything. It's not racism if you hate your own country, right?

In terms of non-National stereotypes: I'm a whiny hipster in denial with a chronic case of music snobbery.

 

[Kataskopo]

Hey amigo! I don't understand anything of this. But I have to go now, because my burro is getting hungry, and I have no more nopales to give him.
But I must not forget to bring many bottles of tequila! Oh, apparently is getting cold, so I will take out my poncho and my big sombrero. Yeeha!

Come on, it´s easy, I dont have to say it ti you, right?

Okey, yes, Mexican!

 

[JoJo]

I'm a proud English gentleman, relaxing after a tiring day ordering around my lower-class workers by drinking tea with my dear friend the Queen, while we discuss matters of state, such as the decline of our previously-splendid empire. Tally-ho claps!

What a spiffing idea old chap, I just had to put down my tea and crumpets to make a contribution.

This afternoon I must take my bowler hat to the dry-cleaners, before a wonderful evening down by the Thames drinking fine ales, eating fish and chips and talking about what's going on in the football and cricket. Splendid!

(For what it's worth: the 'drinking ale somewhere in the vicinity of the Thames' thing is actually going to happen this evening IRL.)

My dear fellow, I can see you are a man of a refined quality, I would be most honoured if you would join our humble tea party. If you do wish so then it is formal attire, starting down at the palace at 8pm.

 

[Snipermanic]

well by living in the East of England I was too busy impregnating close relatives and slurring my words to be of any use to this topic

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Arrogand german gothpunk with a massive ego, but you still love me my playthings.

 

[HerrBobo]

So there I was, indulging my favorite pastimes of cleaning my many, many guns and failing to find Europe on a map, when I suddenly had a thought: Maybe one way to foster understanding with other cultures is to try poking fun at one's own. Needless to say, the thought took me by surprise and I ended up spitting Big Mac chunks all over myself and my ten illegitimate children who are all named after potato fixins. (Luckily I had twelve more standing by, plus a diet Coke, so I was okay.)

So let's hear it. What sets your culture apart from everyone else's? (Not that it matters, of course, Murrica being the bestest country and all, but you get my point.) Note that you shouldn't make fun of anyone else's culture, just your own; this is supposed to be fun, not mean.

A shocking thing to do....but here goes...

Ok....

Here goes...

Ahem!!

"Fat"

I mean if you really wanna talk sterotypes, well there you are.

I'm good looking (yes fat people can be good looking) I'm no Brad Pitt, but I have a level of attractiveness. Many girls say I have alot or "sex appeal". Though that could, in part, come from the fact that I have a good personality; I'm funny, charming, polite, though, I am too blunt at times, I'm also a good listener. I'm happy, I have some great mates and a loving and hot g/f. I'm also clever, I can grasp things (not maths) quickly and and I'm about to do a Masters in Classics.

Despite this people assume I'm dumb, lazy and unhappy because I'm over weight.
Sterotypes are evil!

 

[Darkstorm091]

OMGASDF as a BEMANI freak I have to say, all of these stupid "popular" rhythm games are just ripoffs of existing rhythm games by BEMANI.
Guitar Hero? Ripped off GuitarFreaks.
DJ Hero? Well that ripped off BeatmaniaIIDX.

Oh, and let's not even talk about the crappy music in these games. It's all 'licensed' and crap. No. BEMANI has their own staff of artists that write new songs just for their games. kors k, L.E.D., Nekomata Master, 96? Ever heard of these guys? No? Oh man, you don't know what you're missing.

...OMG, I hate my stereotype.

 

[Sir-jackington]

Eccentric waster

 

[Kwaren]

I am what I call a Combat Nerd. I can nerd out on many things and I fight full contact with foam swords. (Foam still hurts when it has a PVC core!)

 

[Sebenko]

Gay nerd. There's no way I could stereotype that.

Now, I have to go and choose the colour for my D&D Warlock's boots. I hope it goes well with his feathered hat and the drapes. Tata, dahling.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Well telly ho everybody! How about some biscuits and Earl Grey tea? And crumpets too, oh my!
Come now, lets go play Polo and cricket by the river whilst sipping ginger beer!
Why, me and the Queen were discussing cricket the other day at Hogwarts!
What are these 'american past times' of which you speak? You mean, you eat chicken WITH YOUR HANDS?! GASP! That is horrid! Ghastly! Goodness me! Get out, I say, Get out!
Dont trip over my money on the way out!
Theyre gone!
HUZZAH!

Gee, guess where im from!
Or, if we want to be mroe specific,

OHMYDAYZ, today is so cold innit. Omfg, i swear down if this rain dont stop ima be like, NO. Geeze man.
I feel like getting pregnant innit. Gimmie a fag. Anyone got WKD? Ima get wasted.