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qeinar

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Queen Michael said:
I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?
i do not really see why any swedish would write english like that.. ever.. : p also annika would probably be a more well known swedish name. xD
 

Jedamethis

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Well, I drive my sweet car over to the border everyday to try and get me, Manuel, Frederico, Pedro, Sanchez, Cesar, Lorenzo, Eloy, Cristiano, Juan, Jose, Enrique, Antonio, Roberto, Teresa, Catarina, Maria, Carmen, Marissa and Roberto into America to get jobs for our families.
And that's what I do everyday.
 

Kollega

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Crystalite said:
Perhaps even my tremendous warmachine would not want to go against a bear cavalry in the snow.
History teaches...
Admittedly, in the case of invading Russia it's more like "history whacks you over the head with an icicle untill you learn that winter is not a proper time for invasion".

Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?
Yeah, i am pretty sure we can. A clever observation, yet fairly unsurprising.
 

Queen Michael

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Leemaster777 said:
Crystalite said:
Do you notice something?
Almost every stereotype involves the stereotypee to be constantly drunk.
Maybe we can put that down as a human universal?
Oh, come on, not EVERY stereotype involves drunks. Except Russian. And Irish. And Mexican. And Danish. And my own... wait, maybe you're on to something there.
We Swedes have no stereotypical drinking or booze. Now hand me my bottle of Absolut.
 

Deadlock Radium

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I have no friends because I'm a gamer, also, I must fight polar bears in the streets of my home city because I'm Norwegian, which is a true stereotype.
Since I'm Norwegian, I must be a beautiful blonde girl.
 

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Deadlock Radium said:
I have no friends because I'm a gamer, also, I must fight polar bears in the streets of my home city because I'm Norwegian, which is a true stereotype.
Since I'm Norwegian, I must be a beautiful blonde girl.
You're also a Christian. At least according to the Swedish stereotype.
 

no oneder

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I'm the scene artsy chick with high aspirations of being indie. An achieved indie film maker who is always discussing 'lighting' and 'pre-pro'. I'm also the music snob that can tell you all the line-ups of good bands. The film critique and the social drinker and smoker who enjoys using stuff like that.

Nation-wise, right now I'm the hockey-nut maple-syrup Canadian gal that doesn't fire a gun and says 'aboot'.
Tho I've also been the gun crazed, cheeseburger eating American, and the tequila drinking, sombrero wearing Mexican.
 

jultub

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I'm blonde, tall, I have blue eyes. Despite the fact that I'm male, I'm female and my name is Inga. I also finish my sentences with bork bork bork.
 

Deadlock Radium

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Queen Michael said:
Deadlock Radium said:
I have no friends because I'm a gamer, also, I must fight polar bears in the streets of my home city because I'm Norwegian, which is a true stereotype.
Since I'm Norwegian, I must be a beautiful blonde girl.
You're also a Christian. At least according to the Swedish stereotype.
Religion or name related Christian?
 

HeySeansOnline

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I'm a Nerdy Italian, so inbetween eating my grandmothers homemade mustocholli and heading to the club with some bitches I'm gonna fist bump with ( If you know what I mean all you ladies out ther ;) )I'll play the Force Unleased and pick out how the Empires officers are one badge short of their true rank and send death threats to Skywalker Ranch.
 

imaloony

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I'm a bloody nerd.

I play video games, D&D, Magic: The Gathering, I spend most of my time on the computer and I wear glasses.

Somebody top that, I dare you.
 

Baldry

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Well I have been called a hippy by friends and teachers! And I'm also Irish-Italian so i'm a drunk pizza/pasta lover!
 

Iffat Nur

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Muslim:
So after I came back from bombing some odd building Al Qaeda told me was called the World Trade CEnter, I prayed while saying "Alalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalah". Then I went and got some matches to light a Christian building, because Islam is THE religion. Then I went to work on my Wndows XP (I qwonder if I can throw a bomb through the computer) that my dad Mohammad Al-Jabaar Yusuf Bin Nur Hussein Laden gave to me when he died as a suicide bomber (he became one after being tired of working at 7-Eleven). I downloaded a movie and went to burn it on lots of CDs. Then I went outside, saying "Get your American Movies cheap! I got "Hey dude, I broke my car but Praise Allah I came Here Alive". But then the police caught me :(

American:(this particular stereotype is scene boy)
So aftr i wnt 2 mcdonlds (i luv food <33333333333), i wnt nd nd chckd whu iz skng 2 b mah friend on myspace <333333333333333. i thn photoshopped nothr pic of me, now it iz in black and white <3333333333333333333.

Nerd:Hello, fellow earthlings. So I woke up, and after countless attempts to get out of bed (stupid fat cells), I went and played World of Warcraft. Then, I went to myself to go on IGN to diss Modern Warfare 2 and how Pong is the greatest game ever (this stereotype is against nostalgia gamers, btw). Then I went to jack off to pics I download off the internet of Sakura and Sasuke ----- -- (its time for fill in the blanks here :D). Then I played some Dungeons and Dragons with...myself... Oh yeah, and no girls liked me when I was in school, so my twitter accound was frauded out so I could get friends who were girls (hopefully...)

truth:I am a Bengali kid who lives in America. I am a nerd (how else would have I found this website?), and I draw good. I am a Muslim, but I try not to let that be shoved into my face when im in a public area*. I generally play modern games, I am the few who actually never bought Modern Warfare 2, and my favorite game is Super Mario Sunshine (Its pretty much Super Mario 64 upgraded, and 64 was my second favorite game). I like Rock and Hip-Hop, I like Comedy shows that dont suck, and I also draw manga-style (im not gonna say anime because I cant animate it :l). I am also unbelievably skinny (83 pounds at 12 :(, yet I like to eat :/.

*family not counting
 

CakeDragon

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I'm a girl gamer, therefore I'm a big fat feminist when I'm on the Internet/playing games. I own a Wii and play Guitar Hero, because look fellas, I can pose half-naked behind my GH guitar and think it's sexy. I rage down microphones when I'm told to make a sammich or whatever.
While I'm not doing that, old chap, I'm drinking tea and eating cucumber sandwiches, playing tennis and wearing an oversized hat at the Ascot races, pip pip.