Stereotype yourself!

[Wardnath]

I'm a tr00-kvlt black metal fan that likes his music frostbitten and grim.

The bands I like are only cool if no-one's heard of 'em.

I also have ASD, so that means I'm a liar that uses it as a crutch.

I'm an art/computer nerd. But I'm Canadian so that means that I ride a moose everywhere, need to be wary of the polar bears, and but maple syrup on everything. I live in an igloo, and I say 'eh' a lot.

Not really, except the moose part.

And I'm Australian, so I ride a kangaroo everywhere, need to be wary of... well, everything, pretty much, and put Vegemite on everything. I live in the desert, and I say "mate" a lot.

See what I did there? ^_^

 

[Stormpigeon]

Unlike the steroptype some of my English countrymen are portraying, I'm a Yorkshire Lad. So when I'm not farming and occasionally fornicating with sheep, I'm busy mining coal, and in my spare time like to put on my flatcap, walk along the dry stone walls and drink pints of bitter in a thatched roof, dimly lit pub in some god-forsaken middle-of-nowhere pub on the moors that gets swallowed by fog half the time and is staffed by the strangest group of people in the world who seem highly mistrustful of anyone from "not 'round here".
Topics of conversation include how much we all hate southerners, who makes a better bitter, and why lager drinkers are "nancy-boys"

 

[Queen Michael]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

 

[Divpax]

Awright there weeman! A'm fae glesga 'an am gonnie chip ye.

 

[Jake the Snake]

I'm a person...yup that's my stereo type. Uh, idk, i'm a writer so...creative nerdy indie hipster...thing...

 

[Sacman]

I'm fat, American and I like video games...

 

[teutonicman]

Semi-nerdy engineering student that loves to drink, though I'm sure a university/college student's fondness for the bottle isn't exactly uncommon.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

I am drrrrinking with Petrrrrov some stalingrad vodka.

 

[gjendemsjo]

I'm Norwegian, therefore I'm a fisherman who lives by myself in a hut, or I'm a farmer.

As a person, well I'm the funny guy who is always in a good mood and can make a joke about everything(no one can, and I'm not happy nall the time)

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

A spoiled, whiny, nerdy, rich kid.

 

[Asehujiko]

You could invade meet on neutral ground, like Poland.

Anyway, I'm off doing drugs and prostitutes while being gay and wearing wooden shoes, the country flooded again and the tulip fields are too soggy to send the Czech slaves work in.

 

[Kollega]

Don't mock my culture, sir!

I actually think that both Emo Otaku Australians and Ninja Pirate Zombie Robots are really cool by virtue of those combinations' craziness, if that helps.

 

[nuqneh1]

I am an Otaku Gamer who is Observant Jewish

 

[klaynexas3]

i'm an american nerd. so i wear glasses, have zits, i'm really fat, no girls in my future, i have zero friends, tape on my glasses and i spend all my time playing WOW, DND, and Magic(sadly enough, two of those are true, try to guess which ones) and i talk to myself.

some of that is true, i'm moderately fat, i have a small amount of friends, and occasionally i catch myself talking to me. and i play WOW and Magic. stereotypes are fun, aren't they.

 

[Queen Michael]

I wöke up in my IKEA bed, and töök öut ä böök from my IKEA böökshelf. I then went döwnstairs to eat the smörgåsbord my blönde girlfriend Stinä häd måde for me and put ön öor IKEA tåble. I started reading the book while Stina put on some ABBA. The book wås The Girl Who Kicked the Hornets' Nest by Stieg Larsson. It wås nice tö know that, despite my häving reäd åll the Wallander novels, there were still good books to be found.

Oh, and may I please take this opportunity to point out that Swedish girls aren't called Helga ever?

..I think this is the best answer on the thread.

Thänk yöu!

 

[Leemaster777]

Well, after driving my pickup truck back from the Nascar race, I decided to go back to my trailer park, crack open a Budweiser, and watch the football game while shouting "Git-R-done!" every time someone made a touchdown.

So yeah, I'm a white guy living in the southern United States. Specifically, Florida. I would have said some Florida-specific stereotypes... except those are all true. The old person to young person ratio really is like 10-1 (at least), I live 10 minutes from the beach, yet still have a filthy pond behind my house with an alligator in it, and have no less than 3 strip clubs within 20 minutes driving distance of my house (that number is significantly higher if you also count porno shops).

 

[Vie]

Received Pronunciation, good manners, confrontational style of dress and lots of sarcasm.

Er, dunno what stereotype would really fit those. I guess most people would put me down as a computer/car nerd. Most of my yank friends seem to think I'm some kind of mildly sociopathic twisted genius...

Oh, British Bad Guy. Done.

 

[Tourette]

Laid back Megalomaniac.

 

[Alumit]

Well... I'm from Nova Scotia, so I suppose I'm a fisherman or a farmer who LOVES driving 20km+ below the speed limit on the 101 in the Annapolis Valley, plays a shitload of hockey and drinks a lot.

And don't you dare call me a damn Newfie. o.o


Haha, clever idea mate. Peace~

 

[subject_87]

Well, it's time to play Modern Warfare 2 and Halo while making pointed accusations of sexual orientation on Xbox Live, while listening to cranked-out angsty pop music, despite not really having anything to be angsty about! After all, I'm in the adolescent white upper-middle class suburban male demographic!