Stereotype yourself!
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If you add out the smoking part from Alexei Stukov and divides the age by a factor of 3 you have me.
If you add out the smoking part from Alexei Stukov and divides the age by a factor of 3 you have me.
The Straight guy
as in, the mature sidekick to the interesting one, who generally doesnt get the girl or the fame. but then again, i do get - ummm... let me get back to you on that one
also im english, and i am absolutely brilliant at winning people over! im not even that attractive, its all in the style, and appealing to what people want under all the conditioning. men like to think theyre dangerous and rebellious, so treat them as if they are. ive said to so many people something along the lines of "YOU are supposed to be the mature reasonable adult?" and they glow with pride and go along with however i finish the sentence
Women like to think rebels are attractive, so grin coyly as if youre doing something dangerous and might get caught at any moment
this may not mae sense, but its always worked for me
i may not have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth [closer to copper] but i sure as hell have a silver tongue in there
as in, the mature sidekick to the interesting one, who generally doesnt get the girl or the fame. but then again, i do get - ummm... let me get back to you on that one
also im english, and i am absolutely brilliant at winning people over! im not even that attractive, its all in the style, and appealing to what people want under all the conditioning. men like to think theyre dangerous and rebellious, so treat them as if they are. ive said to so many people something along the lines of "YOU are supposed to be the mature reasonable adult?" and they glow with pride and go along with however i finish the sentence
Women like to think rebels are attractive, so grin coyly as if youre doing something dangerous and might get caught at any moment
this may not mae sense, but its always worked for me
i may not have been born with a silver spoon in my mouth [closer to copper] but i sure as hell have a silver tongue in there
I woke up today and it was dark outside. I went down to my IKEA-furnished kitchen and ate some meatballs for breakfast. Then i cried because i won't see the sun for 6 months. After this i took our state-founded bus to work, no one spoke or looked each other in the eyes during the journey so it was a good one.
I worked my 8-hour shift without complaining and pausing to get a fika-break 11 times. On the way home i spat on a private hospital, and then i cried again because i won't see the sun for 6 months. On the bus on the way home two people began to talk to each other. The bloodshot, sleep deprived, depressed eyes of everyone in the bus tried to avoid each other while glaring at the talking pair and contemplating strangling them with their own blonde hair.
When i got home i looked through my window at all the blonde, hot women outside and wondered why they all married foreigners. I cried some more and contemplated suicide. Thought of suicide but they decided it would be too much bother and downed half a bottle of Absolut Vodka before going to bed.
I'm swedish if you can't tell, and this is a very depressing stereotype.
I worked my 8-hour shift without complaining and pausing to get a fika-break 11 times. On the way home i spat on a private hospital, and then i cried again because i won't see the sun for 6 months. On the bus on the way home two people began to talk to each other. The bloodshot, sleep deprived, depressed eyes of everyone in the bus tried to avoid each other while glaring at the talking pair and contemplating strangling them with their own blonde hair.
When i got home i looked through my window at all the blonde, hot women outside and wondered why they all married foreigners. I cried some more and contemplated suicide. Thought of suicide but they decided it would be too much bother and downed half a bottle of Absolut Vodka before going to bed.
I'm swedish if you can't tell, and this is a very depressing stereotype.
Kollega said:
well, I'm argentinian, so I guess it would be pretty much this:
mixed with a bit of this:
yeah could you stop doing that? my geordie friends and i barely have time to mine the pits from the age of 6 and get hammered afterwards as it is!Shycte said:
I am from Norfolk so I have six toes on both feet and they are webbed, I will also one day marry a close relative.
Fat White Computer scientist who lives in his parents attic when I am not at uni.
University student from England so I have the power to out drink the population of a small country.
Anime, Manga and video-game nerd so I haven't seen a female in my entire life or this thing I am told is called sunlight.7
Being English I speak the queens English and wear a top hat at all times.
Fat White Computer scientist who lives in his parents attic when I am not at uni.
University student from England so I have the power to out drink the population of a small country.
Anime, Manga and video-game nerd so I haven't seen a female in my entire life or this thing I am told is called sunlight.7
Being English I speak the queens English and wear a top hat at all times.
Introverted and athletic nerd with mild social issues, a massive chip on his shoulder, a bunch of cynicism, mixed with a little humor and occasional crowning moments of awesome.
Overall, your avarage teenager
Overall, your avarage teenager
Today, I woke up in my tiny apartment and drank some tea, musing for a little while on the horrors of modern life. After putting on some clothes from Urban Outfitters (only the most hip, of course) I meditated on the floor of my bedroom. Then I walked down the stairs and out into downtown Portland, Oregon. I grabbed my old, crappy bicycle and pedaled to the nearest coffee shop, where I had some more tea and a vegan scone. After pulling out my laptop from my stylish "I <3 The Planet" bag, I wrote some emo poetry and did some work on my novel. As I was finally leaving after a long day of work, I noticed a poster for an indie rock band concert. And that's where I'm planning to go tonight.
Sorry I can't help I'm to busy working down the coal mine and shagging sheep init! Well that stereotype was half right until Thatcher closed the coal mines, the *****!!
What a splendid thread idea, old chap! I think this is cause for celebration! Jeeves, get me and the other chap a pot of tea and give the hounds a rabbit to chase, would you old bean? Jolly good show!