I'm English, from the South and white.
I drink tea and love a good crumpet, am useless at foreign languages, sarcastic to the bone, enjoy a game of cricket every now and then, can't dance for a fine slice of cheddar and I'm very good at heading evil corporations which almost take over the world before being thwarted by the All-American Action Hero.
Also I'm surprised that the Irish are still being stereotyped as the heavy drinkers. Not that I know any Irish people or have ever been to Ireland... Or even an Irish themed bar, but the point is I know many Englishmen who go out most if not every night just to get completely smashed and I seriously wonder how the Irish can be any worse and how we get away with it...
But I must add: my teeth are fine, thank you very much.