Stereotypes that you prove.

[Of-the-Lion]

I am an Italian who speaks with his hands. My father, a man more Italian than I, once exploited this shared weakness by grabbing me by both hands in the middle of a discussion and I honestly could not form words anymore.

I'm also a flowery theatre kid who sometimes wears women's clothing.
And the rest of Virginia is just going to have to deal with that.

 

[C95J]

I'm English. (Yes, not British. English.)

And... I fucking love tea! Every type of tea except lapsong souchong which isn't that horrible.

Yep, nothing much better than a nice cup of Yorkshire tea (I do love coffee as well though).

 

[TehRandom1]

I'm a university student and an Asian. In theory, that should make me a walking tub of ramen.

The only reason why that doesn't hold true is I can't buy it by the box

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I'm from New Jersey and I've gladly never pumped gasoline.

wait what..??

thats a common stereotype?


OT:

I'm american and i love fast food. (i fuckin haul ass at the gym/soccer though, so i burn it off in record timing.)

i've noticed this amongst people i know (so this is not true, but meh, worth listing)
I'm white and i like to make fun of stereotypes

 

[Dags90]

wait what..??

thats a common stereotype?

Spoiler: It is more than a stereotype. It's a way of life.

You can get it in T-shirt form:

Or much classier needle point.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Acne-ridden gamer. It sucks. Tried everything I can to get rid of it: cleansers, Proactiv, even prescription medication at one point. It just won't go away.

 

[Colourcubify]

I'm Canadian and I love hockey, maple syrup, and say 'eh'. My American friends also swear I've said 'aboot' before, but I refuse to believe it.

I'm a girl and I am obsessed with shoes and my hair.

I'm a nerd and I wear glasses and am good at math.

I'm Caucasian and I can't tell people of other races apart. Sorry XD

 

[Randomperson9999999]

canadians say "eh" at least i do

 

[dfcrackhead]

Fat, glasses-wearing nerd. Fat American, too.

I am working on the weight thing, though. Lost 40 pounds in the last 5 months.

I just want to say Congratulations on the weight loss, I know how hard it can be and that is damn impressive. If I knew you I'd be proud of you. Again good job!

OT: Despite the fact that I don't smoke weed or do drugs of any kind, since I look like a stoner I kind of fulfill a lot of those stereotypes. Laid back, lazy, tired all the time, snacking a lot. I'm also a pretty big nerd, I enjoy math, I love video games, I play a tabletop RPG and spend 85% of my day on the computer and above all, I'm proud of most of it. As for racial stereotypes, I don't really fill any of my own, I'm a white kid, from one of the whitest families you can imagine, but since all the public schools I went to had less than 50 white people total if I had to guess, I'm quite "black" according to my woman and some of my friends.

Also, I'm a lazy, kinda fat American that says "Goddamn" a lot.

 

[scorptatious]

I'm a white guy who can't dance. >_>

 

[daftalchemist]

Uh, I guess the only girl stereotypes I can possibly fit into are a love of knitting and cooking. And even the knitting stereotype is a stretch since I'm young instead of over the age of 60. But that's really all I've got. I suck at being a girl, and I like it that way.

Fortunately, I don't follow the stereotypes that chicks on internet are fat/ugly/not actually chicks.

 

[Dags90]

Nature's double shot glass

Also, a good source of yeasts. The circle of life!
*music*

 

[daftalchemist]

wait what..??

thats a common stereotype?

Spoiler: It is more than a stereotype. It's a way of life.

You can get it in T-shirt form:

Or much classier needle point.

My boyfriend and I are both from NJ, now living in Arizona. We had a moment one day while at the gas station (pumping our own gas, le sigh) where we wondered what vocation parents use to threaten their kids with into doing better in school here. In NJ it's always "you're going to be pumping gas someday if you don't get your ass in gear!", so what do people threaten in states where you have to pump your own gas?

 

[Dags90]

My boyfriend and I are both from NJ, now living in Arizona. We had a moment one day while at the gas station (pumping our own gas, le sigh) where we wondered what vocation parents use to threaten their kids with into doing better in school here. In NJ it's always "you're going to be pumping gas someday if you don't get your ass in gear!", so what do people threaten in states where you have to pump your own gas?

I think "flipping burgers" is the usual standby. I'm not looking forward to my first gas pumping experience. I'm going to be that weird guy who's reading the directions. And I can't shake the feeling that the smell would get in my clothes.

 

[WeAreStevo]

Oh boy here we go:

I'm of Czech descent and I lOOOOOOOOOOVE beer. I'm also kinda nuts.

I live in the Bay Area and I am very liberally minded.

I am a punk with tattoos, piercings, patched up clothing and I attend shows almost weekly.

I'm so nerdy that I use terms like "pokevolve" and "it's super effective" to describe situations.

Being almost 30, I yell at kids to get off my lawn.

/done

 

[Rule Britannia]

I'm British and I have shitty yellow teeth. I'm from suffolk so I have a sterotypical 'posh' accent. I live in Canada so my sterotypical traits stick out like a sore thumb.

 

[Kitteh]

give me the coupon book, and bask at my chosen peoples ability to find great deals

 

[Koroviev]

Physically weak and enjoy video games, mathematics, computers, etc. Wear the exact same thing everyday, a plain gray/black "uniform" of sorts.

 

[daftalchemist]

My boyfriend and I are both from NJ, now living in Arizona. We had a moment one day while at the gas station (pumping our own gas, le sigh) where we wondered what vocation parents use to threaten their kids with into doing better in school here. In NJ it's always "you're going to be pumping gas someday if you don't get your ass in gear!", so what do people threaten in states where you have to pump your own gas?

I think "flipping burgers" is the usual standby. I'm not looking forward to my first gas pumping experience. I'm going to be that weird guy who's reading the directions. And I can't shake the feeling that the smell would get in my clothes.

Oh, but it's so thrilling! First, you get to hope and pray that there's even a pump open. Then, your debit card gets declined for no reason as usual. Then, you use your credit card instead. Then, it wants to know your zip code/pin number/birth date/social/mother's maiden name/do you have a Fry's card/would you like to use your Fry's card (I'm serious about the Fry's card part, and I don't get it, except that the gas prices at my local station skyrocketed once they partnered with the Fry's card thing). Then, you get to pump the gas, and it won't stop on its own when the tank is full (no matter what the pump says about it stopping on its own), so you'll waste about a dollar on the ground. And if you have cash, you get to go inside and wait in line to pay for your gas before you're even allowed to pump it while your car sits outside at the pump completely unattended! It's like the best thing EVER! Which is why I make my boyfriend do it.

 

[Phasmal]

I would say maybe I am a stereotypical gamer-girl, but I dont even know what the stereotype is for that.
I'm a bit of a tomboy in that I dont give a damn about shoes, but its not like I'll never wear a dress.
Though I am the stereotypical woman when it comes to babies, kittens and chocolate.