Oh god.
The joke was wonderful once, but let it be known that I love your comic too much to let you do all future installments in 3D, even if you presented that option in jest. If nothing else, my eyes literally don't function in a manner that allows this form of 3D to work in the intended manner.
I've not yet tried out other forms of 3D. I'm not hopeful. The condition's quite medical, and quite impossible to resolve with current technology, since it affected me through all developmental stages.
If anyone's wondering (dubious, but possible), yes, the real world's 3D elements tend to be a bit lost on me, too. I have depth perception, but it's crap for more than one reason.